milk store

the place daddy had his final moments.

I'm going to the milk store sweetie!

by cryznotcrys December 2, 2022

stores admin

A fragile, oxygen thieving, non-threatening fairy cornball with a greasy fringe that reeks of Autism, licks radiators to see if they’re on then smears a Mars bar all over it just so he can eat it off and walks like there’s no gravity, stuttering his way through life, fucking up absolutely everything. Spends all of his time under his scouse girlfriends thumb and has an ass that’s been rogered off her more times than a coppers walkie-talkie.

Person 1: Morning, Brandon.
Person 2: I erm, I mean, erm, well, the thing is, I D-D-D-D-D-D… I’m Brandon, Stores Admin. What’s your favourite colour?
Person 1: Okay, Brandon.

by Narreik September 28, 2023

Toad Toy Store

Toys for all ages 4-99. Mainly children, but adults could play with them if desired.

Do you want to go to the Toad Toy Store jimmy?

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

o store nikolaj ø

Big mighty ruler, never fuck with this guy, he will fuck you up.

Now I warned you

"Oh god its o store nikolaj ø, get down and pray to him before he slaughters all of us!!"

by You monkey sus November 11, 2020

the cop store

The police station, Jail

I'd speed but I don't want to get arrested and taken to the cop store

by iamsassyfrassy January 30, 2018

Candy Storing

The act of sleeping with an excessive number of partners during a time of opportunity, usually following a long-term committed relationship.

Corie sure took advantage of his bachelor status following his divorce. He was like a kid in a candy store!

Yeah, he was Candy Storing big time!!!

by forever creepin' April 8, 2021

Craft store discount

When a person ejaculates onto another and then dumps glitter onto them

He said he wanted a glitter beard, so I gave him a craft store discount

by ohnothatwasntme July 5, 2016