Ignore the plant

What you say when you're about to fuck/make-out with someone while a vegetable(person) or someone with the brain capacity of a vegetable is in a nearby room or in the room.

Girl: are we gonna fuck.
Girl 2: yes, now shhhh, ignore the plant.

by suchabigdildo August 18, 2012

Ignoracity

A prolong state of being uncontrollably ignorant.

There is no found earthy cure for your state of mind.

Inmates started saggin in jail, to rappers, to thugs, to youth starts and continues the ongoing endless ignoracity state of mind.

by AJ Harrison April 24, 2013

ignigent

A person who is so obliviously ignorant that they continue to be so, becoming a step above ignorant and or stupid. Mostly used to describe people who make bad decisions and continue to make another while ignoring the consequences setting aside the fact that it will and may prove to have a negative outcome towards their personal self and or others. Otherwise known as someone who fail a lot in life.

Remember when my mom kept yelling at me to get my stuff together and go to college but instead i partied and sat around till i got fired from all my jobs.
Yeah, why?
She gave away my stuff and kicked me out and told me to not come back without a degree. Plus now I owe her rent.
#SMH Man you straight ignigent.

by Sifu Li October 13, 2013

Ignivomous

Vomiting fire.

“This enormous ignivomous rock in the middle of the sea was six thousand feet high, just about the altitude of Hecla.”

- from Jules Verne's "The Field of Ice".

by Labreakfast December 5, 2013

ignite my pubes

Something that excites you or that you enjoy. It is also common to use the negative form to describe something you do not like.

Guy 1: Hey did you watch the new season of House of Cards?
Guy 2: No. I'm not really a fan of the show. It really doesn't ignite my pubes.

by pensfan044 March 12, 2014

Ignory

Adjective - The attitude of someone who is ignoring others because they are mad. Not talking to anyone on purpose.

Doris is being ignory because they cut her off at the bar. I was ignory because someone in the room owes me money.

by Mzwright May 31, 2015

ignormous

adjective
1. describing ignorance on a very large scale

2. describing a large ignorant person

Related forms
ignormously, adverb
ingnormoussness, noun

origin: Greek

1. Keegan made an ignormas comment on the sexuality most large cats.
2. Jonny, a dull heavy set business man, has been known to be ignormous.

by ignormous_me August 29, 2016