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Blowing his Horn

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.
Blowing his Horn by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Honk your horn 

When you squeeze a girls breast in a flirtatious way
"If you keep talking I'm gonna Honk your horn "

The Ukranian Fog Horn 

A sex act in which you stretch someone’s gaping anus, and scream the words of god into their cream hole.
I was so excited when said she would give me the ukranian fog horn. Too bad it ruptured my anus.

Jeddah Stanley-Horn

Makes fire tunes ya know da vibez broskis

Feel The Horn 

The act of inhaling smelling salts in a professional workplace environment.
No better way to start your work-day than to Feel The Horn.

Shoe horn 

A mans use of his thumbs to help insert a limp penis into female vagina. May also be a double shoe horn if one thumb does not assist the limp penis and requires both thumbs for full penetration. I’m some extreme cases a quadruple shoe horn has been reported which involves using a friends thumbs in addition to yours to penetrate.
Jason was so drunk the other night and couldn’t get hard. He had to use a double shoe horn to have sex with that chick.
Shoe horn by Tigherking May 4, 2021