pirate hooker

-when someone does something that is totally skanky, they are called a pirate hooker
Cathy - "hey i just hooked up with this guy from the mall."
Sue - "what was his name?"
Cathy - "dunno."
Sue - "You're such a pirate hooker!!"
by reve January 08, 2006
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Pirate Hooker

A bad ass chick that is down for her man. She exudes confidence and sexuality. She's a flirt. Her sex drive is equal to her man's. She can hang with the boyz but is still a lady.
Pirate Hookers usually travel in groups. With their men along for the ride.
No celebrity pirate hookers known....
by Angie Pastinucci March 20, 2009
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Hooker's Nest

the location a hooker will take you to perform services. ie..incall, outcall.

the rooms attached to a brothel with numbers corresponding to the badge the prostitute is wearing.
"that chick's hooker's nest was nice. clean sheets, private and even hand a sink to take a whore's bath in..... I love this Brothel!!!"
by dirtycracker77 April 02, 2009
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Hooker Hitch

I'd better attach a leach to my girls hooker hitch so she dosn't run off and fuck someone
by csnascar24 December 04, 2008
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4 hooker

A woman with large enough breasts to require a sturdy bra with at least 4 hooks in the back, usually a D cup and over 35 in size.
"Man,did you see that 4 hooker that just passed by? "
by jb mcduffie July 02, 2007
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pirate hooker

An ironically affectionate term for a woman. Often the superficial definition of whore or slut is used and implied, but most usages don't actually imply the woman is a "whore" or "hooker" but in fact its a joking compliment to a woman's personality when she is singles and looking for a partner.

Synonym:pirate wench
Oh my god Susan, I can't believe you're into him! You're such a pirate hooker!
by Turtledee October 05, 2015
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Gay Hooker

1- A male who has too much polishing a stranger's silver.
2- A male who has too much time on this hands.
1- You know David, the GAY HOOKER, is in the hospital. You fucktard, you know why he's in the hospital.
2- That GAY HOOKER is really bored. I bet he's cheap.
by nopicsnorcamsry April 20, 2005
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