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hobo hairdryer

When you don't have enough time, or don't care enough, to use a hairdryer. Thus, you put all the windows down in your car and let the wind do all the work.

(Not to be confused with a hippie hairdryer, which involves the same concept, but includes the use of a bike instead. This version is "greener",from which is derived its condition of being "hippie".)

Works best for guys.

Or girls with short hair.
"Hey, Becky sure has some serious bed head."

"Nope. Hobo hairdryer."

"Ah.I see."
by emthecoed May 2, 2010
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hobo hit

in a smoking circle of three or more; rather than taking 2 hits when you are passed the L and having it passed by you to return to the beginning of the circle, you, instead take a single hit each time the L is passed by your face as to not waste any extra effort in touching the L for any reason than to smoke while still maintaining fairness in the circle.
"i've been hobo-hitting ( plural form of hobo hit ) this blunt the whole time"

you:"you've been hitting that blunt everytime you touch it"
me:"i hobo hit it! i've hit it once everytime i pass it between you two"
you II:"ingenious! add it to UD."
by justlo0k August 24, 2011
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hobo fuck

lighting a cigarette or joint with someone else’s ciggie or joint
“yo kyle, i lost my lighter. could you Hobo Fuck me?”
by faprage May 13, 2020
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PC Hobo

A person who claims to play on PC, looking down on console players, while praising trash games, looking for scraps and sloppy seconds, begging for ports and constantly spouting incoherent nonsense and conspiracy theories. If 1 or more applies to you, you are a PC Hobo.
Exclusives are anti-consumer!
STFU, PC Hobo!
by Infinite Rhizome October 22, 2019
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hobo shopping

The act of persuading a homeless person to purchase alcohol or something that requires one to be a certain age to buy. i.e. alcohol/cigarettes.
"Hey let's go hobo shopping for some booze"
by Vashe December 9, 2008
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smartphone-hobo

Smartphone-hobos are people who mooch off electricity in public places like train stations and airports. Since power outlets are almost always too far away from any seats, these poor fellows are forced to squat against walls and pillars in order to get the much needed juice for their electric gadgets.
I had plenty of time at the airport but the battery on my iPhone ran out. So I ended up as a smartphone-hobo because I had to use the public wifi.
by hiresake May 24, 2014
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Hobo-alicious

Having the essence of a Bohemian or Vagrant.
1: OMG those are some hobo-alicious gloves!

2: The gloves that have the fingers cut out but can become mittens.
by Kristen T-D June 27, 2007
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