[smack a hoagie]

Means smoke a blunt!

Would you want to smack a hoagie after school at my house?

-lmafo (big nick)

by SirBigSexy June 4, 2010

Hoag

a bitch, sleazebag, someone you don't like or think should go slit their wrists with a rusty nail.

omg. karen is such a HOAG! i cant believe she put pins in my thong again! when i sat down. you know.

by MerryMeri September 16, 2005

Ho-bag

a bag of weed that was cut short.

"damn johnny i just ho-bagged by that dealer"

by bounceatron May 3, 2006

hoag

A slang term meaning to joke around or to trick.

ex., "I was just hoagin'!"
"You've GOT to be hoagin'!"

by xxx-swoosh June 2, 2007

hobart

noun. 1 a way of life. the best way of life. 2 a handshake that makes the handshakers look like an idiot. 3 a life long friend

hey, hobart! let's go hobart it up with a hobart handshake!

by B-Hobart March 3, 2008

Hoebag

A hoe in a bag

Cara is such a whore, and shes in a bag. She must be a hoebag

by Pantalones Grandes March 5, 2009

hoebag

An overweight redhead that is always bitching about not submitting a new schedule.

1. Yo that hoebag won't get off my nuts about my schedule.
2. That hoebag ate the last doughnut again.

by EDS December 28, 2004