halfassardly

when you do something lazily

the hillbilly halfassardly built a doghouse out of sticks and twigs

by aardvarkeous May 31, 2018

Halfagain

Those 'rare' birthdays where the number for the age, when read from left to right, the second number is half of the first. For example 21, 42, 63 and 84 are Halfagain birthdays. This applies only to two digit birthdays, if you're 105 that's special enough in itself chumley.

My dad decided to help me celebrate my first halfagain birthday by giving me my first beer!

Jeanne is celebrating her next to last halfagain birthdays at burning man this year.

by Doc Primo Herb November 25, 2018

Halfassly

Doing something in a half ass way that makes you say "Bless Their Heart". Opposite of "This Shit is Awesome."
Origin TC Texas.

Why would you do this so Halfassly?

by Lillil red October 28, 2019

Halfable

Able to be broke into half.

My Cosmic Brownie wasn’t halfable so I couldn’t share.

by Yetus Fetus May 4, 2020

halfahead

when someone is just being an outstraight toolbox retarded spastic

“look at this stupid cunt suoerglueing red sauce to his knee what a halfahead spastic”

by SANDRA OK NO NEED TO SLAG ME September 24, 2020

halfassturbating

When you casually play with your genitals because you’re bored but don’t actually plan on getting super into it or cumming.

When I’m laying in bed waiting for my Ambien to kick in, I’ll pull my dick out and halfassturbate.

Halfassturbating is something I do on work from home days and I’m focused on work but also just chillin with my cock in one hand.

by Torahdoll March 20, 2021

halfassturbating

When you casually play with your genitals because you’re bored but don’t actually plan on getting super into it or cumming.

When I’m laying in bed waiting for my Ambien to kick in, I’ll pull my dick out and halfassturbate.

Halfassturbating is something I do on work from home days and I’m focused on work but also just chillin with my cock in one hand.

by Torahdoll March 20, 2021