Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment

The moment of euphoria that one experiences when watching the silky smooth dishes, swishes, and crossovers of Chicago Bulls superstar and legend Ben Gordon. This feeling many times mimics the feeling of orgasm that one may experience during sexual intercourse. Symptoms include, momentarily loosing control of all bodily functions, spilling beer on ones self in excitement, and rapid heart palpitations.

Wow, did you just see Ben Gordon leave LeBron James in the dust on that cross over!! I just had a Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment!

by Mark Lewinthal March 7, 2008

gordon syndrome

easily affected by alcohol. often results are highly un-desirable

"uve got aids cunt u fuked elle, you suffer from the gordon syndrome" said kenyan

by gordo_syphillus August 11, 2006

Gordon

v. to get a girlfriend and bitch out on all friends, completely ignoring them in order to hang out with said girlfriend.

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen jimmy lately?
Guy 2: No man. He got a new girlfriend and he's gordoning like a motherfucker.

by what-in-gods-name June 27, 2009

Jeff Gordon

His homosexuality (with his teammmate Jimmie Johnson)is the worst kept secret in NASCAR. He is known for being a cheater, and is extremely overrated. His actually driving ability is comparable to J.J. Yeley, who is just a mediocre driver. Gordon's success has came because of illegal modifications to his cars that gave him an unfair advantage, and is the only reason that he is considered by some to be a great driver.

Hendrick Motorsports drivers including Jeff Gordon are known for being overrated, and would be mediocre drivers at best if they were with other teams.

by Sebastian Kennedy April 15, 2008

Gordo

One of the coolest motherfuckers on the planet. A Gordo is very hot, and extremely funny man with enough power to rule the world. Kind, entertaining and empathetic, having a Gordo around is what the body needs.

Damn, look at that guy, he is obviously a Gordo. I wish I had a Gordo in my life

by Gordosha December 2, 2007

Gordon Ramsay

That crazy overrated millionaire that comes to your restaurant and helps you, oh wait he doesn't help he alienates!!

Gordon Ramsay "What are you?!" he says as he smashes her head with bread slices
employee "an idiot sandwich!"
Gordon Ramsay "huh?!"
employee "an idiot sandwich!!!" (crying)

by asian hawk April 21, 2020

gordon

When shopping, if you pick something up and then decide that you don't want it anymore while you are still shopping, you toss it in some random location (not where you found it), and you have gordoned your item. People commonly gordon items because returning them to their original locations is just too much effort. Besides, it's someone's job to replace items so people who gordon things are actually helping the economy.

Guy: Do I really need another man purse?
Girl: Not so much.
Guy: Do you think I should gordon it?
Girl: Sure do!
Guy: Done! (as he randomly tosses item in nearest bin)

by Furter January 22, 2008