Someone who is really, incredibly dumb. So much that it confuses and frustrates observers to the point of fury.
Classic example: Caboose from Red vs Blue.
Classic example: Caboose from Red vs Blue.
by somerandombox December 11, 2009

a word used by people that want to feel elite and try to degrade other people as much as they can so that they can make themselves feel as good as possible, while in reality only degrading themselves more
by notanelitist December 28, 2005

by choochielovesbubbles<3 April 21, 2010

by brewzer March 19, 2009

a: look! i found a piece of pizza in my couch!
b: you better not eat it
a: *eats it*
b:you are such a fucktard
b: you better not eat it
a: *eats it*
b:you are such a fucktard
by METALLICA123 January 3, 2011

1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below).
2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard.
2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard.
by mattyt_is@ August 24, 2009

A candidate for a Darwin Award. Someone who is not only prone to acts of pitiful and incomprehensible stupidity, but one who, simply through the process of breathing, makes the average person feel disillusioned and utterly hopeless.
This does include the clinically retarded. Yes, it is very sad about that whole drooling thing, but that does not change the fact that watching someone wet his pants and cry at random moments makes the average person feel a bit creepy-crawly.
This does include the clinically retarded. Yes, it is very sad about that whole drooling thing, but that does not change the fact that watching someone wet his pants and cry at random moments makes the average person feel a bit creepy-crawly.
Booby hatch inmates, State School residents, Congress, most retail clerks, outsourced tech support operators are all fucktards. Anyone who sees a fucktard and is overcome by sympathy at the sight of such obvious human debris is a fucktard.
by mostlytheycomeatnightmostly February 24, 2011
