one-handed stir-fry

The act of sexual self pleasure utilising one hand. AKA: masturbating.

Dude, what did you do last night?
Nothing but a one-handed stir-fry.
Why?
My girl is still at her parents.

by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017

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Deep Fry Your Monkey

A method of torture: putting a match up to someone's penis to singe their hair to the point when you burn them.

by Ineedanightlight March 07, 2022

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Unpredictable, changeable, indecisive. Rapidly changing one's plans from one option to another, totally unrelated one.

I wish the boss would decide once and for all instead of jumping around like a fart in a frying pan.

by Sauteéd flatus November 20, 2007

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1: I'm pansexual
2: Are you sexually attracted to frying pans or something?

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Ejaculating between a woman's breasts while using nacho cheese sauce as a lubricant

I couldn't decide between a tasty snack and a quickie with my girlfriend, so I combined the two and gave her an El Paso Cheese Fry.

by Grandling Clupepper February 07, 2011

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A phrase that either a stoner or extremely stupid and/or confused person will use to describe their confusion at something that...confuses them.

by mandi November 28, 2003

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The Chef. Cooker of the Phash. Devourer of the tigo's.

Fry Daddy had me rollin' last nite. We were lookin at all those busted Avalon ho's hangin on meat head.

Fry Daddy cooks a meannnnn phash.

by Friend of Fry Daddy November 28, 2005

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