flute

the past tense of float.

two boys are tubing down the river. one boy asks "...what's the past tense of float?" a few moments pass, then both boys simultaneously say "WHAT FLUTE!"

by whatflute August 10, 2009

magic flute

A glass pipe used for smoking crack or meth.

Little Suzie walked in to her mother's bedroom, she pointed to her mom's dopepipe and said,"what's that?"Her mother replied"Honey, that is mommy's magic flute.only grownups can play the magic flute".

by J.D. DeHart September 9, 2004

meat flute

1.a musical intrument played by fags, or sluts

I wanted to get head from sally, but she plays the meat flute to often so i dont want my dick to burn.

by Some Smart Dude December 6, 2006

Flate

Verb. Describing the state fillment (flation) of a flexible vessel or container, typically with a gaseous fillment media such as air, helium, etc...

Related forms: Inflate, deflate, flation

It is very time consuming to flate a large ballon with a small opening. The small opening restricts the inward and outward flow of Helium.

The baloons state of flation was such that is was in perfect equilibrium with the atmosphere at sea level.

by Captain_Obvious666 April 28, 2010

frequent flyer

noun.
A mental patient that gets admitted to the psychiatric ward frequently.

Betty knows her way around the floor because she is a frequent flyer.

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

flute

one's cock. derived in rural ireland.

jaysus boiys did ya see the size of your man's flute!?

by joe balls March 11, 2008

Write it on a flyer.

a popular phrase in Japanese BBSs that is used to warn a member not to post a provocative message

You can’t troll here. Write it on a flyer.

by Abajian December 24, 2005