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He finklebottomed the boy
by Full_F_Stuff December 4, 2024
Get the Finklebottom mug.Finklestein is the title of a game where players involved are in a never ending game of tag of sorts. The act of finkleing someone is fingering their “finkle” otherwise known as the knee armpit for 3 seconds counted out loud. There are many rules to the game of finklestein. It consists of many players and is a devious game originating in Missouri. The point of the game is to not be the finkleton for longer than 2 weeks and to get rid of it as soon as possible. If you are the finkleton for longer than 2 weeks a series of curses such as the frog drink supper, 10,000 lashings, and butt phone sniffer are imposed on the finkleton. After a year of being the finkleton for a year a tattoo of the word finkleton must be put on the players body. The meister is in a no tag backs rule as long as whoever they finkled is still the finkleton. The other players can be finkled by the finkleton anywhere besides church or if all the players agree to have a place be sacred in the moment.
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When he joines the party say finkle mc crinkle mc winkledink to get his attention for 0.2 seconds Conner 'Finkledink' Fairhurst
by Not Fairhursts Mother July 17, 2022
Get the Conner 'Finkledink' Fairhurst mug.Lloyd Finkleberg, cousin to Borgle Mcsalamander, was an online media personality, Lloyd even got his own emoji from samsung on the 17th of july 2022 to try spread awareness and bring justice to Lloyd's 53 life sentence.
Lloyd was given the sentence due to him stealing a glow-in-the-dark sausage from fort knox, the reason why being unknown. The trending online media hashtags including #justiceforlloyd and #lloydmoji have greatly helped with getting Lloyd's story out there.
Lloyd unfortunately passed away due receiving the death sentence early, he passed away on the 16th of september 2022, the way he died was by his head being pulled off by one of those claw machine things that the made specially for him, guards say he passed away peacefully.
Lloyd's death will forever be remembered as a legend dying, and he will always be a hero to many.
Lloyd was born on the 6th of september 0069, he passed away at the young age of 1952-1953.
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Lloyd was given the sentence due to him stealing a glow-in-the-dark sausage from fort knox, the reason why being unknown. The trending online media hashtags including #justiceforlloyd and #lloydmoji have greatly helped with getting Lloyd's story out there.
Lloyd unfortunately passed away due receiving the death sentence early, he passed away on the 16th of september 2022, the way he died was by his head being pulled off by one of those claw machine things that the made specially for him, guards say he passed away peacefully.
Lloyd's death will forever be remembered as a legend dying, and he will always be a hero to many.
Lloyd was born on the 6th of september 0069, he passed away at the young age of 1952-1953.
#justiceforlloyd
Person 1: Yo dawgaroonie, who's that sexy hunk over there??
Person 2: Dude.. don't you know who Lloyd is???
Person 1: No??
Person 2: That's the man, the legend, the beast LLOYD FINKLEBERG!!
Person 1: HOLY SHIT !!
Person 1: LLOYD SIGN MY DICK !!
Person 2: Dude.. don't you know who Lloyd is???
Person 1: No??
Person 2: That's the man, the legend, the beast LLOYD FINKLEBERG!!
Person 1: HOLY SHIT !!
Person 1: LLOYD SIGN MY DICK !!
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Lee: Did you hear? Andrew gave Shelby the Dirty Finklestein last night!
Mike: No Way! How did she react?
Lee: She married him!
Mike: That’s a good girl!!
Mike: No Way! How did she react?
Lee: She married him!
Mike: That’s a good girl!!
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