Shift faced

(Adj) the act of being inebriated during your scheduled restaurant shift.

When she came in to work was fine, but by the end of the night she was shift faced.

by DJ McBojangles March 6, 2015

Hard faced

Strong features, homely, ugly face

His woman crush Wednesday is hard faced

by Classychick88 June 29, 2015

Waffle-faced

An individual whose visage is marked by deep pockmarks, typically a result of acne vulgaris

That on-camera PBS News Hour dude who reports on economics is definitely a waffle-faced—clearly once ravaged by acne vulgaris.

by AntoineStumpf March 18, 2021

war-bear facial

When a girl gets a facial from an amani war-bear as seen on WoW.

Remi, did you see that chicks face?
Yea kevin, she so got a war-bear facial!

by sucklefish October 10, 2008

Shady two-faced skank whore

1. A girl who is two-faced, and goes behind her friends, and equals backs to try and make herself more popular.

A girl who whore's around, and then denies it, a girl who is overall shady.

2. A burrito with everything on it.

1.The "Blender" girls are shady two-faced skank whores.

2.Hola, can I get a shady two-faced skank whore?

by Lola Flores December 29, 2010

high speed facials

When driving on the highway and someone opens the window and drops a load in the wind resulting with someone getting a facial behind.

high speed facials- Haha man did you see that high speed facial on the highway last night it was extreme.

by Rbomb04 August 31, 2014

shit faced

The result of drinking alot of alcohol, you usally get shit faced when you feel like throwing up, you also get shit faced in the morning when the hang over starts.
So really, shit faced is the period of when you feel like shit after drinking.

Bar Tender - NO ! you have had too much for tonight !
Drinker - Gimme some booze dammit !
Bar Tender - OK ! but only ONE more, you'll end up shit faced and pass out !
Drinker - THANK DRUNK IM GOD !

by Carcass (band) December 7, 2006