Dick Extender

This refers to a camera or video recorder that has at least a 10x optical zoom.

So when you're really on the 2nd level at a Stadium Concert, you can use your Dick Extender to zoom in close enough to say you were standing right in front of his crotch.

by Darlnnikki February 2, 2010

text-exed

v., past tense, to have been dumped by your significant other via a text message. Also, text-exing, text-exer.

I got text-exed last night. My girlfriend found that stripper's phone number in my jeans and sent me a text that we were done...

by pm1960 May 26, 2010

Whaling Expedition

An enterprise operated under the guise of scientific research, or some other unassailable cause like “saving the earth”, which could not otherwise be justified. The term is applicable to a wide range of activities not limited to whaling that are typically subsidized and which obtain a product through obsolete, redundant, or ineffective methods.

Germany's energy policy has become a sort of whaling expedition. Who would have thought that saving the earth could be so expensive?

by Stimpleton J Cat March 7, 2013

black expedition

When you go out hunting for the biggest floppiest suction cup black dildo to use on your man

Babe let’s go on a black expedition

by MsMiraya February 13, 2018

Bum extensions

When your in the shower and your hair falls down your butt crack.

Zoe: “when I was on the shower I got a few involuntary bum extensions”

by Baby feet 5000 September 3, 2018

pp extendus

A spell that can only be used by superior beings such as: Robloxians, Naruto and maybe even Thanos himself (no evidence). By saying these words you can summon the powerful pp. Not even Harry Potter can protect himself against this powerful spell. Many casualties have fallen because of the powerful pp, wich concist mostly of: vegans,furry's and people that are not subscribed to Pewdiepie.

Vegan: 'Meat is murder!'
c00l_RObl0xi4n69: 'You are correct for once, my child. This meat is indeed murder: PP EXTENDUS'
Vegan: fucking commits death-pacito

by MyMomHasTheBigGay March 9, 2019

Dictionary Expedition

What you say when your parents ask what you're laughing about, and you don't wanna get in trouble.

Parents: what are you doing?!?!
Me: *shuts inappropriate word definitions* Oh I'm just on a dictionary expedition

by Gobi Wobi July 29, 2019