(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 4, 2021
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"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"
by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019
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by Kittykat_84 August 27, 2015
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by This isn’t a pseudonym October 11, 2018
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