When a guy uses Icy-Hot to lube up a condom then proceeds to insert his penis into the woman's vagina. It's called this due to the Coors commercials with the Coors train freezing everything. The penis is the train.
You can make it a Coors Train Express if she notices that her vagina feels wierd, at which point, you pull out and run like an express train.
You can make it a Coors Train Express if she notices that her vagina feels wierd, at which point, you pull out and run like an express train.
Dude, things ain't going too well with my ho. I gave her to Coors Train last night but then it turned into a Coors Train (Express). I think she might die.
by The Frosty Tunnel March 24, 2010
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Websites made on Expage.com are often referred to as Expages because they are so unique from other websites in the sense that they flat out SUCK.
Word of advice: it is spelled expage, not xpage.
However, among the countless and evidently POINTless pages, there lurk a handful of "elite" pages made by pompous nerds living on the outskirts of some bored town where everyone would blow their brains out if they weren't busy shooting deers. These pompous nerds try to get as much out of Expage as possible without going over the "character limit". Upon visiting their page, your first reaction may be "WTF L.O.L." because their page looks like shit. But, apparently, to them it is "elite". "Elite" SHIT. But don't blame them; they're just pompous nerds.
Beware, though, just because your page has been saved doesn't mean it will always be there. The little fascist running the site is determined (much like Hitler) to keep the server as CLEAN as possible and will therefore delete any site he comes upon that says "lmao" because we all know what the A stands for. And to help him, any site referred to him as inappropriate or offensive will be removed immediately. He doesn't even check it. And most of the time, the page is a normal page owned by a nerd with an enemy.
Websites made on Expage.com are often referred to as Expages because they are so unique from other websites in the sense that they flat out SUCK.
Word of advice: it is spelled expage, not xpage.
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The kind of crap where it comes so suddenly that it is impossible to avoid:
Symptoms: Growling of lower stomach.
Cramps.
Gas.
As soon as your ass hits the toilet, liquid shoots out like water hoes, making you feel like someone force fed you a toy and then ripped it out through your ass.
Aftermath: Wondering why the fuck are you still shitting the next two days and if there is any way to get rid of the burning.
Symptoms: Growling of lower stomach.
Cramps.
Gas.
As soon as your ass hits the toilet, liquid shoots out like water hoes, making you feel like someone force fed you a toy and then ripped it out through your ass.
Aftermath: Wondering why the fuck are you still shitting the next two days and if there is any way to get rid of the burning.
Friend: "Why the hell were you up all night?"
You: "...let's just say WW3 was finally fought."
Friend: "...what?"
You: "I blew up their white ship, B5, with my liquid poison, E.D...also known as Explosive diarrhea. "
Friend: "You fought well my friend."
You: "...let's just say WW3 was finally fought."
Friend: "...what?"
You: "I blew up their white ship, B5, with my liquid poison, E.D...also known as Explosive diarrhea. "
Friend: "You fought well my friend."
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John Rambo: It's like when you're invited to a party, and you don't show up and it doesn't really matter.
John Rambo: It's like when you're invited to a party, and you don't show up and it doesn't really matter.
by Der Uberspieler September 27, 2006
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Also known as, Pineapple Diesel, or P-Deez.
Also known as, Pineapple Diesel, or P-Deez.
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"Dude I got some CE for this weekend." "That smells like shit!" "I know bro that means it's fresh."
"Duuudddeeee Miiiiikkke that's too much Calvi Express your so fucked man!"
"Duuudddeeee Miiiiikkke that's too much Calvi Express your so fucked man!"
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