ERVINISM

When the chunky buddy Ervin instantly flips out over his inability to correctly hear correct information. This event is usually followed by uncontrollable laughter.

"Sir it is $6.08"
"Yeah I want some soy sauce"
"Sir its $6.08"
"Yeah soy sauce"
"Sir $6.08"
"SOY SAUCE!!!!!!!"
There is the ervinism

by ervin April 25, 2008

Erin

Erin is the most complex person you'll meet. She reads, all the time. She thinks she is pretty smart because of that. But she's really average. She's insecure and awkward but very caring. You'll fall in love with her if you talk to her, and she won't even know it unless you tell her. She can be oblivious in an innocent and sweet way, and gets impatient when she doesn't understand something. Erin must be protected.

"You should totally confess to Erin"
"Man I can't"
"Then you'll lose her".

by TinyChicken September 6, 2017

Erin

Someone who has a Micro Penis or mental disability

That poor kid turned out to be an Erin

by BIGGEST PP January 14, 2020

Erin

Peace and love

Erin stopped the fight

by Babebama December 22, 2016

Erin

Found all over the world, Erins are mysterious creatures that spontaneously spawn whenever they are not required (all the time.) They are very strange organisms that like being hypocritical, hyperactive and hyperbitchy. The Eradicate Erin Act was established in 2005, meaning all Erins must be exterminated on sight. This can be achieved by simply brandishing an image of an average individual, as Erins tend to be (morbidly) obese with slug eyebrows. This sight will render them permanently paralyzed and then they will implode, scattered rainbow ponies that spit venom (symbolic of their seemingly innocence- but repulsive- appearance combined with their bitchy nature.) Please approach this... thing with caution. See also: Satan Hippo

*All is quiet and calm in an Australian classroom. Everyone is chattering animatedly, enjoying the sunny day whilst doing their work.*

*Erin spontaneously spawns. Does a demonic scream.* "DON'T LET THE HATERS GET YOU DOWN, EVEN THOUGH I AM A HATER MYSELF! Trips up and faceplants.*

Class *Le gasp*- "ARRRRRGH! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

Teacher- "DON'T WORRY! *Waves image of normal-looking girl, the type Erins would brand as "slutty"

ERIN: *ARRRRRRRRGH!" Implodes with a farting noise.

CLASS: "APART FROM THE UNICORNS ATTACKING US, WE'RE FREE! YES!" *High Fives all round*

by ILoveYouHaters January 7, 2015

erins birthday

an amazing prank in which an un-named friend blindfolds an erin, lathers her in ketchup, and makes her sit with him/her in a jaccuzzi with a sailor hat on.
(or it can just mean sex with an erin who has a sailor hat on)

lots of fun. =)

kelsey: so how did erins birthday turn out?
levi: pretty well, it took forever getting the hat on though.

by kelss November 26, 2007

pearl earing

When A guy Cums on his girlfriends ear.

omg, tanner gave me a pearl earing last night!

by fallenxangelxx December 22, 2008