Evan Sausage

The luckiest man in the world coz hes boyfriend of Sssiperwolf and only one to get her pussy.

Evan Sausage is the luckiest man. He may be probably banging Sssiperwolf all day long.

by Saitama 777 February 15, 2021

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Evan aguilar

A cool dog who likes anime and sucks at everything else( jk dude it’s a joke)

Evan Aguilar: a cool kid who likes anime and gaming and is good at school

by Supercock man October 27, 2020

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Evan Sutton

your casual badminton player that partakes in ear licking contests as well as cleaning door handles while listening to Keith Lemons podcast. He is also great at fitting curtains as well as door frames. In his free time he is a Vicar and likes onion bhaji's.

sup billy no mates that guy drowning in the river looks like an Evan Sutton

by Anita bee j October 21, 2021

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Evan Miller

Someone who is addicted to their phone, and insubordinate. He doesn't like to listen, and has terrible taste in music. This type of person has Chlamydia.

Person 1: Oh here comes that Evan Miller
Person 2: WhY iS He aLWaYs oN hiS pHoNe
Evan Miller: Ain't nobody tell me nothin

by The Urban Dumbass May 10, 2019

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