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Epic Boobs

Can heterosexual females in to lesbians in 0.39 seconds.
Female1:"OMG! SHE HAS EPIC BOOBS!"
Female2:*Stare*"Lets do it"
by Mr.Info December 21, 2008
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Epic Games

A gay corrupt company that makes their best players leave with robots
Oh damn epic games pulled another pro
by Fortniter August 10, 2019
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Epic beard man

Proof that you don't fuck with a guy wearing a baby blue I am a motherfucker shirt.
person 1: I heard epic beard man is smacking the shit out of someone guy who wouldn't spit shine his Stacy Adams

Person 2: Better call the Amber lamps
by Madax February 28, 2010
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epic muff

muchos pubic hair like loads i mean its like a freakinmg jungle you need a machete just to see your feet
Oh my god its like a jungle in my pants i have an epic muff
by sandy crotch May 16, 2009
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Epic Fail

1. noun: a person who has a tendancy to fail miserably at everything they do.

2. verb: the act of failure so incredible that it becomes an embarasment to the person who commits the failure.

3. noun: any non-specific act which severly negates sucess. (see also, Fail)
you are such an Epic Fail

he was trying to jump over the railing, but he epic failed and smashed his face on the ground!

-person steps on a rake and hits themself in the face- haha, Epic Fail.
by hnizzle July 13, 2009
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epic metal chick

any female who listens to any form of heavy metal,
very atractive
purly EPIC
not a bitch nor slut
does not act like the world revolves around them

not annoying
usualy smart dude freindly
stephen: ey, u know that girl lauren

antonio: yeah, why?

stephen: shes an epic metal chick

antonio: what does she listen to?

stephen:SLAYER and LED ZEPPLIN!
by s0urstopsign July 30, 2010
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Epic Nap

An Epic Nap can be defined as a nap that satisfies the following three conditions upon the waking of the subject:

1. subject's pillow cannot be dry
2. subject must be in the same position as he/she/it was when he/she/it fell asleep
3. subject completely loses track of time and/or space, to the point of delusion.
I came home from school one day, walked into my bedroom, laid on my bed, and fell asleep. When I woke up, I hadn't moved, my pillow was soaked, and I was confused. The clock said 8:30, and I thought I was late for school, yet something wasn't right, because it was still dark outside. Then, I realized I had just taken an epic nap.
by GoodOne1 June 27, 2010
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