Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Muther Fucking amazing ass game. 4.5 out of 5. Sweet campaign, Special Ops side game and multiplayer with that old familiar feel. Continues where CoD 4 left off with some "predictions" of what might happen in the future. Here's the low-down. Start as an American and play for a bit and then you're an undercover Russian shootin all these dumbasses that don't know how to run away and then you get killed and then you find a guy and then you jump in another helicopter and then you dine at Nate's and they blow that up and you're betrayed but not before you play in DC and shoot bad people and then you nuke spaceman and EMP and fight and snipe and stab and Nikolai choppers you out and turns out Americans were all betraying assholes and that's just mean.

Pony 1: HOLY SHIT! JAVELIN GLITCH! Scar stopping power danger close faggot knifers who pitch tents in our spawn and fuck their dogs at the same time!!!!!!!

Pony 2: I know right?

Pony 3: how do you aim and or shoot?

Pony 4: only reason I'm here is to say Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 by .....Unknown..... December 10, 2009

Michael Phelps (Call of Duty Nazi Zombies) 

Used in Call of Duty Nazi Zombies when a zombie hits you twice in very rapid succession, usually by swinging both arms.

"damn it, he michael phelped me." (michael phelps (call of duty nazi zombies))

Michael Phelps (Call of Duty Nazi Zombies) by Fan of yoteslaya October 21, 2011

call of duty 

The best fucking FPS game ever, nobody gives a shit what any else says...BF1942 has the shittiest fucking sound ever, MOH just sucks in every way, DOD is just a Half-Life mod, same with fucking gay CS.

Call of Duty OwNz ALL

call of duty by Mugification December 30, 2003

Call of Duty 4 

The most overrated game in the history of video gaming.

Noob/Casual/Mainstream Gamer: OMFG liek call of duty 4 is da best game evar made!1 olol xbox rulz
Hardcore/Old School Gamer: No it isn't. It does nothing that other shooters haven't done before million times already. You idiots just think it's a great game because it has shiny graphics, it's popular and the reviewers praise it.

Call of Duty 4 by Someone who hates overrated shooters February 22, 2008

Call of Duty 5 

The exact same as Call of Duty 4, except your weapons downgrade to WWII weapons and the maps are different.

Jack: Dude, Call of Duty 5 is like the exact same as Call of Duty 4!

Geoff: I know but we get shittier weapons on bigger maps!

Call of Duty 5 by Critic AIEEEEE March 30, 2009

call of duty commando 

Someone that talks about combat video games as if they were actual combat. Someone who's entire knowledge of weapons and warfare is gleaned from playing video games. A person with no actual military of combat experience but acts as if they do because they play video games such as "call of duty", "medal of honor", "army of two", Ect

"That Guy is a real call of duty commando"

call of duty commando by Illharbinger January 6, 2013

Call of Duty: Patch Ops

A.k.a Black Ops. A CoD game that has patches released for it ALL the time.

"You wanna go play some Black Ops?"
"Call of Duty: Patch Ops, ya mean? Hell naw, i got MW2"

Call of Duty: Patch Ops by me123456789876543 October 2, 2011