Humpty Dumpty

when you are sleeping at someone's house and you are really uncomfortable so you escape before they wake up.

I didnt want to say goodbye to her in the morning so I humpty dumpty-ed out of the house

by theweeeone August 19, 2010

Dempster

One who will constantly irritate their boss for the latest greatest technological device(s).

"Man thats a cool new phone, when do I get one? Stop being such a Dempster"

by Ojomar Khandy February 24, 2009

Dumpster Cat

A middle aged whore of a woman who thinks she's a cougar but is unattractive and slutty

Quit being a whore Beverly your not a cougar, your a dumpster cat

by Interdimp June 8, 2015

cum dumpster

a girl who sucks a lot of cock

jayne barret is a cum dumpster and swollows so much cock

by addison roucain May 18, 2010

cum dumpster

1. A female who lets all men have easy access to the cat from down under.

2. See Paris Hilton

Mike: Hey what are you doing tonight?
Joe: I don't know, probably gonna watch porn.
Mike: Dude, you don't need to do that. Hey come over to my place, I got us a cum dumpster for the night.
Joe: Sweet.

by Killthepond July 20, 2008

dumpster

(v) to reclaim items that others wish to dispose of

It is extremely easy to dumpster bagels. However, the best find I've had while dumpstering is a ton of candy (Zours!) from a Blockbuster.

by Agent Zero November 11, 2003

dumpster crotch

a) Smelly female genitalia that can be compared to the aroma of a grocery store dumpster on a hot august day.

b) The owner of the smelly genitalia.

a) wow, that dirty skank has got some ripe dumpster crotch goin' on.

b) That bitch is one gruesome dumpster crotch.

by big steel momma January 26, 2006