Douchebag Theory

In the game of guy attracts girl, the only winning strategy for men any more is to simply be a complete tool, or douchebag. The sweet guy will always end up turning into the gay bestfriend with no hope of recovery.

Joe: You hear that Michelle started dating Chad?
Nerd: WTF I POORED MY HEART OUT TO HER JUST LAST NIGHT!
Joe: Well you know how douchebag theory is...

by Cosban June 29, 2011

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Douchebag Theory

The hottness of a guys girlfriend is directly proportional to how much of a douchebag the guy is.

Ben: Why don't you ever see a cool dude with a hott girlfriend?
Joel: Ever heard of the douchebag theory? Check it out on Urbandictionary.com!

by samerK July 30, 2009

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douchebag dad

fathers at sporting events that are overexuberant in expressing their emotions towards what is happening in the competition.

douchebag dad ran onto the field to celebrate with the team after a first down.

by eroc55 July 30, 2005

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douchebag fort

An establishment, generally a public bar or club but could also be a private residence, which is frequented primarily by douchebags.

Residents of a douchebag fort can also be given rank based on their level of douchebaggery.

"No, I don't want to go to the Kells, it's a total douchebag fort."

or

Jill, you really don’t want to date Kevin; he’s a Sergeant at Fort Douchebag."

by TonyDedo August 31, 2009

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