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Shit-Ditching

When someone ditches their current partner and throws their whole relationship down the drain for a person who loves sexual play involving fecal matter.
Corrr... I just Shit-Ditched Michael for this guy who would shit on my chest.

Love a bit of Shit-Ditching on a Friday Night...
by ChinChanChon August 2, 2022
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Ditch Chicken

A mascot that stands in a ditch outside of a place of business for advertising purposes. Bonus if it's actually a chicken restaurant or chicken costume.
The ditch chicken isn't driving much business into the restaurant.
by TX_Drewdad September 12, 2022
mugGet the Ditch Chickenmug.

Dong and Ditch

Provide the long dong and then ditching that bi*tch off your long shlong.
Once my dong starts to itch, I know it’s time to dong and ditch.
by Under rated February 28, 2021
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The Ditching

a term used to refer to a phrase copy-pasted directly from the internet or any article without paraphrasing and changing the sequence of thought of the phrase.
John did his part in the research but when I read it all I can say is...it was done the way of "The Ditching."
by phaggoadnaphoaq May 5, 2022
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Ditch

Hey there, yesterday I ditched my gf .o_o”
“Wasn’t she the richest gurl in town?”
“O ye”
by LDA+MB January 22, 2023
mugGet the Ditchmug.

Ditch-ems

A spare pair of underwear or panties that you can discard... to hide devious sexual acts from a partner or in rare cases bodily fluid accidental discharge
Karen made sure she brought a pair of ditch-ems, for after her affair as to not alert her husband..
by Mintymonkeynuts January 4, 2019
mugGet the Ditch-emsmug.

Ditch Pickle

Going to go ride the ditches this afternoon on the ol' ditch pickle
by Crunchy Blue December 14, 2024
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