Dishing me down
Dishing me down by DillBobsKnob August 15, 2019
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Dishwasher tablet
A tablet that you put in the dishwasher to make the dishes clean. It also makes you really want to eat it but you can't because you will die if you do. It is also Sam's weapon of choice. He put it in his mother's smoothie before she went to yoga because she used to beat him. She beat him every day until she died.
Scientist 1: we've analysed the body 3 times and we still don't know how they died.
Scientist 2: this can only mean one thing. It was a dishwasher tablet!!!!!
Scientist 1: oh no, we need to evacuate the facility immediately!
Scientist 2: darn it! I wanted to do a Hot Butter McFungus later! DAMN!
Scientist 2: this can only mean one thing. It was a dishwasher tablet!!!!!
Scientist 1: oh no, we need to evacuate the facility immediately!
Scientist 2: darn it! I wanted to do a Hot Butter McFungus later! DAMN!
Dishwasher tablet by BOOIIIIIIIII March 29, 2020
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schrodinger's dishwasher
A. When you are unsure if the dishes in the dishwasher are clean or dirty and you have to open the dishwasher to find out.
B. When you expect to find clean dishes in the dishwasher, but you open it to find dirty dishes.
B. When you expect to find clean dishes in the dishwasher, but you open it to find dirty dishes.
A. "Do you know if the dishwasher ran last night?" "I'm not sure. It's Schrodinger's dishwasher."
B. <Opens dishwasher to find dirty dishes.> "Crap! Shrodinger's dishwasher!"
B. <Opens dishwasher to find dirty dishes.> "Crap! Shrodinger's dishwasher!"
schrodinger's dishwasher by Angrist December 6, 2016
dishstealer
When some chick is all up in ya mug, and you be like, quit bein in my mug and stealin my dishes and shit.
I was just tryin to get some work done but sara brown was being such a dishstealer. She pretty much ruined it.
dishstealer by bobthecubsfan February 22, 2010
Dishonored
a pretty fun game released in 2012. Kinda steampunk but instead of steam everything's powered by whale oil. Magic and a low/high chaos system to get a good or bad ending. You assume the role of royal protector Corvo Attano of the Empress of the Isles Jessamine Kaldwin, who is secretly your lover. Jessamine is killed by the assassin Daud and his men, and they kidnap your daughter Emily. You're framed for Jessamine's murder by the Royal Spymaster and sent to prison and tortured for 6 months, after which you start the game.
Person 1: hey dude have you played Dishonored?
Person 2: nah man never heard of it.
Person 1: aw man you should've seen me dismembering corrupt city watch guards!
Person 2: sounds fun
Person 2: nah man never heard of it.
Person 1: aw man you should've seen me dismembering corrupt city watch guards!
Person 2: sounds fun
Dishonored by I_want_die July 18, 2019
Dishwallocaust
The mysterious event that resulted in the total disappearance of every American pop-rock band of the mid 90s.
"Hey, do you guys have any new releases by Better Than Ezra, Veruca Salt, Gin Blossoms, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Fastball, Counting Crows or Belly?"
"I'm sorry, sir. They all perished in the Dishwallocaust."
"I'm sorry, sir. They all perished in the Dishwallocaust."
Dishwallocaust by SomethingAwfulGuy January 27, 2010