Get the delaycee mug.Bob: Hey Johnson, did you complete the graph from yesterday?
Johnson: Sorry Bob, I delayeded it. You should’ve asked me 4 hrs earlier.
Johnson: Sorry Bob, I delayeded it. You should’ve asked me 4 hrs earlier.
by GWordIsBond June 16, 2022
Get the Delayeded mug.Delayeded meaning to over delay. Double do your over late time. Basically, you’re more than late. Unacceptable fault.
Bob: Johnson, where’s the report?
Johnson: Sorry, Bob, I got Delayeded with the previous 10 assignments you gave me.
Johnson: Sorry, Bob, I got Delayeded with the previous 10 assignments you gave me.
by GWordIsBond June 16, 2022
Get the Delayeded mug.d-ELFIE….really? it’s a DICK selfie…dickpick sent (usually unwarranted )by a douche with filters over bumps &lumps &enlargin stuff…don’t respond these types of boys have many DELPHIES (alternative spelling) probably a hidden file to send out to multiple women at once to see if anyone can help palmela cuz that bitch don’t even wanna touch it anymore and that bitch his main squeeze…WRINKLE DINKS the dumb ass jackin off to nothing sending a delph.
Text between funny bitches getting back at delfies that were scary and hard to see …names changed to protect the pussypics, strike that illicit knuckle wrinkles on the hands involved…more common then you think…it’s fooled delfie senders aka WRINKLE DINKS materbating to cracks of fingers and knees everywhere! Ladies are even sending insides of ear cartilage…men are stupid and pervs…
vgtl broad 1 (BETCH for sending that tiny ass filtered 💩:
girl, did u see the delfie he sent me?!?!?🤢🤏🏽 if I had to see it, u did too.
VgtL brilliant (and blinded) broad:
Lol it’s so photoshopped. Ok send him inside part of you knuckle wrinkle and I’ll try one too..should I try the back of my knee too incase it’s more vajay like???😂😂😂
betch broad:
Omg this is so fuckin funny he’s dot dot dotting
Vgtl brilliant idea bitch :
Me too…he said send another one…he never seen a Hoo HaH?!?!😂 he probably closes his eyes
Eeew gross I can’t do this anymore…are u almost here we got like an hr to go to bar?
vgtl broad 1 (BETCH for sending that tiny ass filtered 💩:
girl, did u see the delfie he sent me?!?!?🤢🤏🏽 if I had to see it, u did too.
VgtL brilliant (and blinded) broad:
Lol it’s so photoshopped. Ok send him inside part of you knuckle wrinkle and I’ll try one too..should I try the back of my knee too incase it’s more vajay like???😂😂😂
betch broad:
Omg this is so fuckin funny he’s dot dot dotting
Vgtl brilliant idea bitch :
Me too…he said send another one…he never seen a Hoo HaH?!?!😂 he probably closes his eyes
Eeew gross I can’t do this anymore…are u almost here we got like an hr to go to bar?
by vgtl urban legendz have it July 20, 2022
Get the Delfie mug.She knew she was in a delaytionship when any conversation about longer term commitment was a dead end, and they'd been stuck in this loop for a couple of years.
by anonymous August 9, 2022
Get the Delaytionship mug.Long term relationship that hasn't evolved beyond doing stuff at weekends, and in which conversations about long term commitment are not really welcomed.
Friends realised this was a delaytionship when they'd still not got civil partnered despite him proposing three years ago, and they spent most of their time apart, in separate homes.
by llamacroft August 9, 2022
Get the Delaytionship mug.The act of creating new vocabulary to defy an idea or solve an issue which was hard or impossible to defy or solve otherwise.
The profit doubled when they defyned an Ultra Saver Pack with 20% less weight for 15% less price.
To define is human, to defyne is a lazier human.
The day simp was defyned, countless broken hearts mended magically and their grief vanished into thin air.
Nerds who cannot compose a set of infinite sets defyne a class.
How did society deal with sexism in hiring and parenting in 21st century? They defyned feminism.
To define is human, to defyne is a lazier human.
The day simp was defyned, countless broken hearts mended magically and their grief vanished into thin air.
Nerds who cannot compose a set of infinite sets defyne a class.
How did society deal with sexism in hiring and parenting in 21st century? They defyned feminism.
by ra-s_al_ghul August 12, 2022
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