triple decker turdpie

A person who exceeds the usual pre-requisites for being a jerk, and is further characterized by pompous indignation at any inferred criticism. These people are facinated with the smell of their own poops.

Carl, the quintesential triple decker turdpie, never returned phone calls from people he suspected mocked him, and preferred the bathroom to the company of others.

by Jayne Fisher July 13, 2012

dicky dicklesticks

a person who generally acts like a fucking dick or does something extremely retarded

Tom:(to Ben)" why is the whole school on lockdown"
Ben: Cause Dicky Dicklesticks over there thought it would be hilarious to set off firecrackers in the hall way

by HeartlessTheMonster December 21, 2013

Swish dickles

Can mean any thing you want.could be an insult,could be a compliment,and anything your heart desires.

Insult: Shut the fuck up (swish dickles).
Compliment:You're toats (swish dickles)

by Swigity swag March 5, 2015

tohem decker

To take a dump it the top part of the toilet. Leaving a noxious odor for weeks

Sans took a Tohem decker at the public school to protest poor party behavior

by Dutch Sana March 9, 2015

lower decker

Taking a shit in a litter box.

I could not make it to the bathroom so I had to pull a lower decker in your cat's litterbox.

by Jimmy's Bottle August 1, 2016

dubble decker

A dubble decker is when a guy is on a girl and has his penis in her butt whole.

I herd that kid Todd talking about Jason and Gabriella doing a dubble decker last week

by Pit28123 March 12, 2017

double-decker couch

an idea so dumb or bad, nobody would think it could possibly be useful.

-Metalbeard (The Lego Movie)

-Did you hear about the marketing idea Joe pitched to the execs today?

-Yeah man....a complete double-decker couch. I feel embarrassed for him. We're not actually considering it, are we?

by UpBeatMe317 July 20, 2017