Danker

The act of going to concerts, events, social gatherings, etc. alone.

Ah damn, Brian can't go to the show tonight... I guess I'm going danker tonight!

by MountainManSF December 10, 2012

black and decker pecker wrecker

A black bitch with braces givin' head

Keshia braces scared the hell out of my love rod...That black and decker pecker wrecker drew blood....But she swollowed and made it all worth while.

by TimAllen April 9, 2005

dockers

Part of Craprate America's uniform. Also used as a mind control tool to keep its employees down and stupid. Designed to make you look fat and less intelligent than well-heeled C-level executives.

Hey, did you get the new memo?
Yeah, no more jeans. Dockers and polo shirts.
Wonder if we should sing when they put the chains on?

by dethscul August 13, 2005

Brooklyn Decker

When a person places one's fist up another person's rectum during defication.

Last night I gave Sandra a Brooklyn Decker....my hand still smells like poop!

by Dr. Strangelove55 April 24, 2010

Dockeroo

A man and a kangaroo enjoy a wonderful docking session where the kangaroo gets his didgeridoo and rubs it against the head of the man's penis.

Steve Irwin's Secret Dockeroo Documentary: The Australian Outback: Out the back, Brokeback & Bareback

by Dockslide McGeown December 17, 2008

Christopher Decker

The most amazing guy anyone will ever meet. He is sweet, loving, kind, amazing, and will take care of you when you're sick. He makes you smile whenever you're upset or need some cheering up. He'll make you one of the happiest people in the world.

I love you Christopher Decker. You are the most amazing guy in the world.

Me: You guys see that really cute guy?
Friend: You mean Christopher Decker?
Me: Yeah, him and I are together. :)

by Hidoroki'sGirlForever November 10, 2012

dickerdoodle

v. To waste time on nonessential hobbies or interests. Usually in the presence of other people, ignoring them. In general to screw around.

Frequently used in the present participle tense: dickerdoodling

n. Anything you want dickerdoodle to represent. Usually an object or food. Often used when one forgets the name of the object.

Verb:
Michael: "Hey Spence what do you think of my new Clark shoes?"
... no answer... Spence is playing on his new iPhone
Michael: "Spence STOP dickerdoodling on your new iPhone and look at my damn shoes!"

TBone: "Hey Spencer what are you doing today?"
Spence: "I'm just gonna dickerdoodle at home today."

Noun:
Michael: "Hey Mr. Al can you pass the dickerdoodle?" (pointing to the television remote)
Mr. Al: "No problem"

Sitting at Olive Garden waiting for a seat and the buzzer starts to vibrate.
Michael: "Oh shoot bud! Finally this dickerdoodle to going off!"

by mjdavila October 1, 2010