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cyclo wank challenge

Wanking carried out whilst riding a bicycle through various villages in East Anglia. This can be a solo or team sport. Points are gained for how many villages you manage to wank in.
x: Did you have a good weekend?
y: Bit sore....cyclo wank challenge this weekend, 10 villages mate! Check that out!
x: Fucking hell I might try that with the wife this weekend...
Cylee Is generally a nice girl, that is very attractive, and has beautiful features. She is caring and always willing to help others. Cylee is seen as a threat but she is a respectful women. Cylee is also one of the smartest people in the room. Cylee is a very strong women who is self-driven.

Cylee also means Darling Daughter.
Cylee is so sweet and kind.
Cylee by saint November 19, 2017

cyclopath 

1) noun: a person who bikes in extremes such as traffic, twisty roads without sidewalks, the middle of winter, etc.
2) noun: a person who bikes in an aggressive or borderline insane manner.
Alex is a totally cyclopath. He biked all the way around town during that snowstorm!

Jess is a cyclopath! She just knocked down that other biker with her foot and insulted his mother!
cyclopath by UrMommmm!! May 2, 2010

cyclocross 

A bicycle race in which riders ride road style bikes modified for use off road. The race often contains some pavement along with technical sections and obstacles such as hurdles which the rider must dismount and jump over.
Jeff- Dude, what is cyclocross like?
John- A time trial with intervals.
cyclocross by aaadslfasdlkf January 22, 2006
Cyclones can really fuck-up Bangladesh
Cyclone by JBurton31 May 3, 2010

bomb cyclone 

A desperate attempt by the crazed fake news in America to over dramatize the weather. A "bomb cyclone" as daunting as the name suggests, is actually just a snowstorm with high winds, you know ... like a blizzard ? The news is really sinking to new lows every day for ratings it seems.
"Yo do you want to get bombed for the bomb cyclone tomorrow?"
"You mean the snow storm that we've been seeing in New England since the discovery of weather?"
"No man! This one's all bombed up!"
"You're bombed it sounds like, but yeah I'm down to drink."
bomb cyclone by F4ke N3ws April 24, 2018