Coffee Crisp

When one forgets a word that which they were about to say in their current conversational phrase.

Past tense: Coffee Crisped; the past act of a Coffee Crisp.

What's up ma brodda from anotda...uhh..uhh..
Yo dizzle, I just Coffee Crisped!

by CaleyTracyBryan November 4, 2006

crispafloppy

the description for bacon that is cooked to the point of being floppy with a little crispiness.

THis bacon isn't crispafloppy, it's flopacrispy.

by Allie March 8, 2005

crisp monkey

1. Crisp Monkey
An incredibly stupid comment. Usually made whilst pissed up. A comment so moronic that anyone else could see it was a really bad idea but hey, you said it and now everyone's laughing at you.

Same entomology as "Darth"

Andrea: That guy you were dancing with is such a Baby-Man.
Audrey - He's my cousin, and I'm Taking him home with me tonight

OMG, Andrea just said a Crisp Monkey.

by Nickel550 June 5, 2005

crisp

the 5-0

shit mate here come the crisps!

by teevee May 30, 2003

Hernan Crespo

Cockney rhyming slang for a man with the appearance of a women impersonating a man- hence 'Lesbo' = 'Crespo'

Commonly used in the midlands of England now to describe effeminate men trying to appear 'butch'

Lets get in some drinks. So, thats four pints and a Vodkatini for Hernan Crespo

by 1234567asdfgh June 19, 2008

Crospy

noun
1. a foolish, ignorant, young person who can´t do anything
2. a smart, helpful person turned into a foolish, idiotic, older person
3. A cringe lord of everything

When you were young, we thought you would be a genius, but you just turned out to be a lazy crospy.

by Scooby Doo wants to lick you February 16, 2021

Crosphilie

Tearful but unable to cry

Why don't you cry, if you cry you will be relieved?
What are you crosphilie

by Crosphilie Guy April 15, 2022