Crotch Grog

Bear brewed with female crotch yeast.

The crotch grog tasted slightly like the ocean.

by DarkRoses October 7, 2012

Crotch Christians

A subset of Christianity whose main test of other peoples' piety is where they put their genitals.

The Crotch Christians are protesting gays in the military.

by Mebegebo October 22, 2012

Crotch frosting

Noun,
when you glaze a woman up like a fresh donut with your load.

dude 1: hey how was your night last night with Amy?
Dude 2: oh man, I glaze her up good and left her covered in crotch frosting like a krispy kreme

by spank master flex December 16, 2012

Crotch Cuddle

(v.) - When a penis, in an effort to feel cozy and warm, snuggles up inside a nearby vagina. The sensation would be like enveloping oneself inside a wet snuggie, sitting by a fire, and reading a nice book.

Note: this is NOT to be mistaken for sexual intercourse. There is no thrusting involved, and achieving orgasm is not the primary objective. This act is much like normal cuddling, but much more intimate.

Kyle was feeling really horny, but his girlfriend Sophie just wanted to cuddle. They compromised, and crotch cuddled all night long.

by OG Vanilla Bone February 4, 2014

crotch tickling

To have your legs in between another person's legs while in a hot tub there for tickling the others crotch

Dude stop crotch tickling me gosh!

by billy Bob Jones IV June 24, 2014

crotch frost

When I girl sticks her hand in ice for ten minutes then grabs your crotch while your sleeping and records it as a hilarious prank

"Bro that bitch Sarah gave me a crotch frost the other day, I had to break up with her..."

by Smallcreep July 13, 2014

Crotch pudding

noun:
A combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. Occurring in both male and female genital area, most often accumulates on taint, grundle, or ABC.

Also known as smegma.

Note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.

She had so much crotch pudding I put on a bib and got a spoon!
I had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.

by Krotch kriket August 27, 2014