Creep Crawlin

(1) doing due diligence on some hos, usually without their knowledge

(2) elaborately setting up situations to maximize your probability of smashing a ho

I was creep crawlin the redbones from saturday on facebook and her ass is a bookshelf for sure.

by SPARTANGLORY June 11, 2009

Lap Creep

A small animal usually a designer dog who constantly sits on someone's lap.

Geeze Tuttie , can't I sit down without you on my lap? You are a little lap creep!

by Uglyduckling November 29, 2014

Creep Crew

(Noun) An elite group of males who form a group consisting of creepy individuals. Members are often persecuted by peoples who are not part of the Creep Crew. Common punishments for being in the Creep Crew are, but not limited to: Butt Funnel, Quadruple Butt Funnel, and Elephant Walk.

Members perform rituals similar to that of Freemasons whereas members greet each other using secret handshakes and phrases.

Initiation to the Creep Crew can only be done through a current member/s.

There are a select few of us who think they're better than the rest of us. Would all members of this "Creep Crew" come forward. (Punishment to ensue)

by Knight57 July 4, 2016

creep 101

The basics of being a creep.

There are no breaks from being a creep. That's creep 101.

by Sassandclass May 26, 2018

Collar Creeping

When a person's collar needs adjusting because it's crept up their neck/ is wonky/ looks silly.

Oh crap, my collar's creeping.
Hey boy, your collar creeping is out of control.

by Curly Kangeroo July 15, 2011

creep shooter

Someone who habitually takes candid creep shot pictures of people.

Observer 1: "She's a creep shooter too. She's like paparazzi on that guy."

Observer 2: "Yeah. Well, he IS a hunk."

by Cyborg Johnny September 8, 2015

creeping^2

When you creep on a creeper

Why are you creeping on that creep?
Its not creeping its Creeping^2

by kh<3df February 14, 2009