Cotton snapper

When you have to crap so bad the head of the turd is poking out like a turtle and pressing against your cotton briefs.

Man I gotta find a bathroom I got a big ole cotton snapper chewing a hole in my underwear.

by Rippyboy August 24, 2022

cooche cottage

A cottage inside either clitopia or cuntopolis. Usually a whore house for teenage buttfucking. There is little to no Delay in getting in

Dude lets go to the cooche cottage to get our dicks wet.

Nah brah I'm gay

by BANANAMAN's Slit cunt February 7, 2014

auto cotton

When the bastard we know as "auto correct" tries to hide its identity.

My auto cotton thinks its being slick.

by Bouncy ball extraordinaire February 11, 2014

Dick cotton

(Richard) Dakotah Cotton

Yo fuck dick cottonq

by Kimgnayr March 31, 2017

Gavin Cotton

A curly-headed ginger fuck. One who denies his highland heritage and the red hair bestowed upon him by it. Is tall, and an experienced fighter, but can't block for shit. Cool to have lunch with.

"You're such a Gavin Cotton! Look in a mirror! You're hair is RED! Now...let's go to KFC."

by CzarPharohShahanShahGodEmperor April 19, 2018

chicken cottage

high quality grandma bangin

Oi Jamal you fuckin druggo wanna get some chicken cottage

yeah boss you mean marijuana

by gungating March 11, 2018

Ass Cotton

An unexplained large amount of cotton that is generated in someones ass crack from as a result of his underwear. This strange compound is extremely satisfying to pick out

Dude 1 : Dude, look what i have.
Dude 2: Dude, is that your ass cotton? Nasty bro...
Dude 1: Yeah but dude, it's so satisfying.

by Infernalboi November 1, 2018