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the one hando commando

One who is adept at performing an action, usually piloting an automobile, one handed, while the other hand is engaged in an altogether unrelated activity, most frequently something rude or illegal.
Me: Shit Lisa, how can you smoke all that draw while driving a Chevy Tahoe?

Lisa: Duh, cos I'm the one hando commando.
by milkatraz October 26, 2004
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Screen Shot Commando

A software consultant that can't write code to save their life. Instead they use graphic design tools to create screen shots of what they would like the solution should look like even if it is totally unrealistic.

They commonly rely on other competent developers to actually write the code to deliver what they dream up. They are typically the guy who is surfing the web or sending messages on their iPhone during the design meetings and not paying any attention at all.
That guy is a total screen shot commando...He has no idea how to write the code to make that happen. On that note, has anyone seen any of his code?
by Tool Hater March 2, 2010
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comatastic

Mind-numbing work in front of a computer screen, inducing a coma-like state; monkey work.
Jody: I've got more work on the Code of Federal Regulations to do over the weekend.

Brad: Sounds comatastic.
by Popski December 7, 2006
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comaffordable

something thats comfortable for its price (cost effective).
you could get get a queen sized bed and persian rug combo for $1299, or just get a pull out sofa or futon for $59; its a lot more comaffordable.
by O.Z. tha O.G. August 3, 2010
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Comah

A Canadian emcee who is talented in a multitude of arts especially pimpin' or being a mack. Specializing in attracting women with his charm, personality and his hazel eyes that are always changing color from blue to green with tints of brown and yellow - just like his eye color is spontaneous and random in nature.

Good with words and people even animals seem to understand him, a Comah maybe a young Chuck Norris but more agile in character in regards to being artsy
Girl 1: Who is that sexy man with that swag over there, its almost like he's radiating sexual tension even though he's rollin' solo

Girl 2: Oh, that's a Comah, you know: pimpin' since pimpin' was pimpin', mackin' since mackin' was mackin'.

Girl 3: Back off Bitches, I need my fix of TLC! (Tender Loving Comah)

Guy 1: Man, I got some skills with the ladies, plus I can spit some freestyles like it was no ones business!

Guy 2: Dawg, you ain't no Comah!
by Juicy Nikki November 23, 2011
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comaderious

When someone makes everybody laugh at something that is not funny what so ever.
Idk why tilly is so comaderious her jokes are terrible!
by jovi the savage February 24, 2017
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Diarrhetic coma

When you shit so much you pass out. Usually after a night of drinking
Billy was in the bathroom for quite a long time. Timmy and Sue heard him snoring on the toilet. After Timmy and Sue said: "Wake the hell up!" Billy awoke from his "Diarrhetic coma"
by olsen evil twin October 28, 2009
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