Similar to the Shocker, the Coffee Mug is when four fingers are inserted into a girl's asshole while the thumb is put in the vagina.
That bitch loves to be double penetrated so she asked for the coffee mug to loosen up before a fuck session.
Some people need coffee in the morning, but Sasha loves to get the coffee mug before she gets out of bed.
Some people need coffee in the morning, but Sasha loves to get the coffee mug before she gets out of bed.
by Mr. Fahrts October 2, 2008
Get the coffee mugmug. by Trbo December 14, 2010
Get the Sex Coffeemug. decaf coffee misrepresented as the real stuff. Often done in the catering industry, where both both regular and decaf coffee are actually decaf. the waiter will often serve coffee, return the the kitchen and emerge with the same pot of coffee for the guests who requested decaf (because it actually is decaf). Some waiters will say an incantation over the pot in the kitchen (converting it to either reg or decaf)
Waiter 1: Are we doing regular AND decaf coffee this evening
Waiter 2: Nope, just magic coffee today.
Waiter 2: Nope, just magic coffee today.
by Zadok the Priest January 3, 2008
Get the magic coffeemug. "What's that? It says coffee? Thats pretty presumptuous of that cup to think it's only ever gonna have coffee in there." -Tobuscus
"Pfft. Silly coffee cup." -Me
"Pfft. Silly coffee cup." -Me
by Fambuscus October 18, 2011
Get the Coffee Cupmug. The female version of "morning wood". When a female wakes up horny as anything and realizes she must let it out.
Friend 1: "My night was so lonely."
Friend 2: "My morning was even worse, I made a coffee creamer."
Friend 1: "No way..."
Friend 2: "Yes, be sure to check the coffee creamer in the fridge before you put it into your coffee... it might be a secret blend of mine."
Friend 2: "My morning was even worse, I made a coffee creamer."
Friend 1: "No way..."
Friend 2: "Yes, be sure to check the coffee creamer in the fridge before you put it into your coffee... it might be a secret blend of mine."
by Lor Becky August 7, 2012
Get the Coffee Creamermug. This is a place where people take pictures of people who walk into the store and jerk off. There is a guy there who is gay and does Jerk off to men. They jizz into the cups and whip up the shit so it looks like whipped cream.
One time this chick shoved the coffee up her crotch and is now pregnant with one of them. They're pretty sure it's the gay one.
One time this chick shoved the coffee up her crotch and is now pregnant with one of them. They're pretty sure it's the gay one.
by Thick minds and gentle dicks July 28, 2020
Get the Wankers Coffeemug. by ajtothemax August 17, 2011
Get the Coffee and Smokesmug.