chopped

to be have your extra dick skin cut off,to clip your sheath,to make sure you dick is free of all extra flesh.

I had myself chopped because my penis looked like a garden hose.

by yetti March 25, 2003

Chopped-Off

The extreme fetish of having your wife/girlfriend cut off your penis.

Elliott - You getting chopped-off tonight?

Mittch - Oh...heelllll yes.

by UranusMan1337 June 29, 2011

choppin

givin head; oral sex for those who are a bit...slow, shall we say?

That chanch was choppin up my nigga

by Shanda04 June 12, 2003

Chopped Up

Getting hammered. White boy wasted... pretty much just shit faced drunk

Dude, I just took 8 shots of 151. I'm so chopped up right now

by DIFJSOFJI January 16, 2011

Chopping wood

A term for jacking it off in the woods. Can also be a term for mastering while small children are watching.

Hey you chopping wood back there?

by Ianisanoggod December 7, 2016

Chopping Carrot's

The sound made when two bodies smack together, usually during sexual intercourse. (especially anal.) This sound is similar to that of a carrot being chopped at a vigarous pace. Another way to make this sound is by striking ones open hand repeatedly with a fist.

Dave: You were really rough last night, you know chris?
Chris: i know, i was chopping carrot's ;)
Dave: sting's abit though.

by GrebbyRolf September 29, 2010

chopped

when person 1 hits person 2 in the throat with a horizontal karate chop

jaime chopped joe howard in the throat, and joe howard freaked out.

by mr. cuervo February 19, 2005