Chopper 

This consists of two hanging ropes that hold a woman's ankles and is positioned over table. With a sexually aroused man lying on the table, a female secures her ankles to the ends of both ropes which leaves her doing the splits in mid air. The male then takes her legs and spins her until she is raised just high enough in the air to hover directly over the tip of his penis. When the female is released she will then spin down onto the man's penis, creating a most pleasurable feeling for both people.

I hope that Vicky will do the chopper with me tonight. The last girl I tried it with couldn't do the splits and she fell down over the side of the table, busting her face on the floor. I still nailed that ass though.

Chopper by fartwhisperer July 18, 2010

chopper jockey 

Someone who rides a chopper.

"Did you see that chopper jockey splittin lanes?"

chopper jockey by Voneville September 7, 2005

Choppertunity

A situation in which one has the opportunity to chop. (to chop: flirt)

Greg: Damn, look and Jason tryna' chop on Channel!
John: Well, you know Jason, boy jumps at ANY choppertunity!

Choppertunity by ptoodaloo April 21, 2011

Chopper Stopper 

n. A land-to-air based rocket useful for destroying enemy Hinds, Cobras, and Chopper Gunners effectively angering people that worked to get a high killstreak.

Announcer: "Enemy Hind inbound."
Player 1: "Aw shit, does anyone have a Chopper Stopper?"

Chopper Stopper by Verroxi June 21, 2011

chapped poomper 

Raw or chapped skin in the inner but crack from riding a bicycle for too long.

I rode my bike for so long my ass got chapped poomper and now it stings.

chapped poomper by eric1970 April 9, 2014

choppers 

Yellow, leather, insulated mittens from Minnesota.

Origin: Motorcyclists eager to get their bikes out after a long Minnesota winter would head out of state on their bikes wearing these yellow mittens for warmth. They would show up in the warmer climates still wearing their mittens and out of towners started calling the yellow mittens "choppers" in reference to both their bikes and winter weather gear.

Out of towner biker: Nice yellow gloves dickhole!

Minnesota biker:They're not gloves they're choppers you vagina monologue.

choppers by MKUltra64 January 31, 2018

chappeder

To describe the comparative form of chapped. More chapped.

My lips were chappeder then they were yesterday.

chappeder by Holly Goat May 4, 2018