The Champ is Here

Usually yelled to draw attention and act cool. Most people do it just to act like total morons though.

Guy 1: *walks into a party* THE CHAMP IS HERE!
Guy 2: What the fuck are you doing you retarted asshole. *punches guy one in the face for acting like a moron*

by Vin Fata July 13, 2004

Champaign-Urbana

Twin Cities in Central Illinois. Home of the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign and Krannert Center for the Performing Arts. Has a thriving independant music scene, and local art scene.

Famous people: REO Speedwagon (rock band), Ludacris (rapper), Roger Ebert (film critic), Alison Krauss (singer/musician), Bonnie Blair (Olympian), Iris Chang (author), Erika Harold (2003 Miss America), Jennie Garth (actress)

Champaign is also known as Bubble City.

Champaign-Urbana is NOT in southern Illinois!!

by kfc45 May 11, 2006

University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

n.
The university in Urbana and Champaign that is in the Big Ten. The U of I offers many great programs, but its greatest is the engineering program, which attracts students from all around the country.

I'm going to the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign to study Environmental Engineering.

by cpsmath October 31, 2004

Champagne Ass

Refers to the bowel movement that starts off with a small solid piece of shit, (the cork) and is then followed with an explosion of liquid - or "foam". This is a condition most often associated with the morning after a serious night of drinking.

"All that draft and nachos last night gave me a severe case of Champagne Ass this morning!"

by Nick & Mo August 5, 2003

Chimpless

A descriptor to feeling calm, a relaxed state of mind. You conquered that primitive side of yourself. Well done.

Popularized by various Youtube videos with (CHIMPLESS) in their name.

I was really feeling like shit till I finally simmered down, I was truly chimpless in that moment.

by Steat April 26, 2020

Champion Greyhound

Used to describe a lady sporting a short skirt. The term used to describe such skirts that are only, 'an inch from the hair(hare)'.

'Brilliant, this club is packed with Champion Greyhounds!'

by Merivale July 7, 2005

championship level

the apex level of hot women...only the finest of fine women fall into this category...consists of about 1% of the female population

I'm still not sure how the hell I pulled Missy, because she is championship level.

by Johnny Tats August 25, 2008