Printer Cheese

Cheese that has been dropped into the laser printer at work by a sloppy co-worker walking around while eating snacks.

Alyx, did you see that printer cheese that someone left in the printer?

by Alfred! July 14, 2009

Toilet Cheese

The substance that builds up on the underside of the toilet seat and the part of the toilet bowl thats covered by the toilet seat. Substance consists off toilet water, urine, feces and pubic hairs.

You need to clean the bathroom, there's a large amount of toilet cheese build up.

by Flower the Skunk January 20, 2010

Dinky Cheese

White and smelly residue found around the head of a penis. Only happens when a male's penis is not circumcised. It's caused by bacteria build-up under the fore-skin.

Friend 1: Dude, what kinda cheese you got? im trying to make a sandwich
Friend 2: I only got dinky cheese...
Friend 1: ewww thats gross!
Friend 2: I know :(

by ElPhenomeno01 July 24, 2011

twat cheese

1. A chunky yeast infection.
2. When a skank doesn't wash her twat.

He found a pair of undies with twat cheese drifting in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
twat cheese} {skank} yeast infection {chunky cheese}

by LaQuifa December 2, 2014

Chumbly Cheeks

When a female is giving head to two males with girthy, engorged cocks at the same time forcing her facial cheeks to puff out like those on the face of a fat walrus.

Sandy started sucked off her boyfriend in front of his buddy Roger. Roger quickly joined in and before she knew it, she was chocking down two cocks and sporting Chumbly Cheeks.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

nevada cheese roll up

When you wake up from partying in Vegas with 2 Latina girls covered in your jizz and wrapped up in a blanket

I got so drunk lastnight that I made bitches into a Nevada cheese roll up.

by LongDongMcGooniham July 28, 2016

buttered cheeks

When you think you sharted but you just greased your ass cheeks.

(Ass liquid)

I think I shit myself but I have buttered cheeks.

by Datzwatshesed May 22, 2016