Carrot Girl

A girl that fake tans herself so much she is orange, dyes her hair so blonde it looks white, wears tacky clothes and purses and ugly eye make up. She sleeps with every guy she can get and she "loves Jesus" even though she hasn't been to church a day in her life.
Nate: dang that girl is hot!
*girl turns around*
Nate: Ew no shes orange!
Bradley: Shes a carrot girl!
by 8r@d|3y&8r!++|\|@y July 28, 2011
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Carrots and Onions

To sit in a hot tub with one or more person and just stew.
Hey babe, wanna go carrots and onions with me after dinner?
by heyousup March 09, 2007
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carrot peeler

1. a device used for peeling carrots, also used as an anaal stimulating apparatus. When moved in an out in the anaal area it creates a feeling much like being fucked in the ass with a log of sandpaper.

2. When a man drags his teeth while giving another man a blow job and peeling off the skin and creating a vicious rash.
.Guy giving another guy head and ripping all the skin off of his pecker

.sticking a device used for peeling carrots in another's rectum causing it to bleed
by Roberto Lopez August 09, 2004
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chase the carrot

running after an orange root vegetable. or you could use a speed boat.
CARROT: you'll never catch me!!!
RANDOM PERSON CHASING CARROT: (runs up behind it) yes i will...ha!
by elbow October 27, 2003
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carrot cock

Slang term for a male with red hair, i.e. ginger, strawberry blonde hair.

Red headed females are refered to as having a ginger minge.
Check out the guy with the red nodge!! Bet he has a carrot cock!
by king_kenny October 16, 2005
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Screaming Carrots

a discussion no one should hear about, a topic that is a secret
Megan: its not safe her to talk about the screaming carrots.
Kirsten: i agree, the screaming carrots isn't safe here
by xoTEXALIANox November 25, 2009
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Carrot Face

Someone who has eaten so many carrots that their skin has turned slightly orange.
Because of my vegetarianism, I like to eat loads of veggies and carrots, so I am a Carrot Face.
by (( ({>O<}) )) October 11, 2009
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