Douche canoe

A piece of feces, frozen, then used as a dildo.

I heard Violet is a nasty ho and used a douche canoe at a party in front of everyone.

by Err78 January 13, 2008

Canoe U.

United States Coast Guard Academy

No officer ever had as much power as a firstie at Canoe U.

by Alo Konsen August 24, 2003

canteloupe

Someone with a really large head, especially if there's a lack of hair

Hey, Mr. Canteloupe! Has your head exploded recently?

by yeargh May 9, 2016

Canoeing

1. When a joint burns faster on one side. Can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping.

Person:Dude, this shit is totally canoeing!

Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).

by Scott Garrett July 20, 2006

2. The act of being a douche canoe.

P1: You haven't hung out with me in weeks!
P2: That's because I don't like you anymore...
P3: Wow, now your canoeing.

by USA Channel 22 September 15, 2014

cantebury

a term used when someone completes a solid effort.

commonly used in sporting cirles

'damn mate, cantebury effort with that try!'

by d March 29, 2004

canteen medals

Pieces or splashes of food that fall onto one's shirt at lunchtime, and that go unnoticed until a colleague points it out

'Did you see Tina eating that chicken soup at lunchtime?'

'Yeah I saw those canteen medals on her shirt when she was at the photocopier'

by Spikester September 24, 2005

CanoeHead

A man who is walking with a Canoe on his head. May be spotted at the Beach, camping, or by a river.

"Hey, look at that guy walking he looks like a funny Canoehead."

"Dude, we will fuck those Canoeheads up if they think they can mess with us and ruin our trip."

by Pussymilkshake June 18, 2009