Sticky goo canoe

A man's penis which causes the rider to leave everyone sticky

I took them for a ride on the sticky goo canoe now I need a shower

by Samtionary May 10, 2024

Canoe stamp

Canoe Stamp is the wet mark a womans vagina makes while sitting on a bed sheet or sofa after hot as christ sex. Symbol (l)
One can also receive a Canoe Stamp anywhere on the body, preferably the face.

It must have been hot sex, check out that Canoe Stamp

by Speegaspegg December 15, 2015

Deuce canoe

When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.

Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.

by LT1VegaGT December 30, 2019

canoe juice

The liquid at the bottom of a canoe

bruh why is there so much canoe juice at the bottom of this boat

by nigger123412 January 17, 2019

Canoeing

A bizarre, awful sex move that no one asked for and no one wanted except one psychopath. Missionary position except the man is kneeling instead of laying on top of his partner and for some strange reason he keeps grabbing their legs and moving side to side, like he's trying to rock a canoe.

(After being rocked side to side half a dozen times.) Are you really canoeing me again, you maniac?

by LunarKitty79 September 26, 2025

Douche Canoe

When two or more douche bags are in one vehicle or transportation device.

When Sean's team gets on the bus to come play at one of our stadiums it turns into a douche canoe.

by Blackhawks39 April 9, 2016

David Cano

THE REALEST OF THE REALEST NIGGA EVER

that boy david cano loyal asf!

by Jamica2020 September 21, 2020