Brown Panther

A sneaky poo that surprises you out of nowhere, often in critical situations.

"Dude I heard you struck out with Melissa! What happened?"
"Well we got back to her place, I was just about to seal the deal when the Brown Panther struck!"
"Oh shit!"

The weightlifter was about to win the gold when the Brown Panther struck!

by Thebrownestpanther November 3, 2013

Brown Bread

When someone has died.

Muggy Mike is Brown Bread

by BiggyBreaddy October 17, 2020

Brown Trumped

When sycophant Trump supporters spend four years with their heads so far up Trump's bung-hole they never come to realize how despicable he is until he loses the presidency and criminal indictments lock him up.

Marguerite Higgins - pointing to the once rabid MAGA red hatters, "Look, Nellie! What happened to the red hatters? What is the stinky brown goo on their heads?!"

Nellie Bly - "My steadfast investigation into truth reveals those MAGA red hatters were "Brown Trumped!"

by Shallow People Directory November 4, 2020

brown moment

When you accidentally shit yourself in public.

I had a brown moment at the library after eating a giant spicy burrito.

by laddiehickelsen October 19, 2021

brown noser

A person who acts favorably to his or her peers to gain stasis or fancy that will eventually be used to their advantage. Such as a raise, promotion, or acceptance in a group. Usually brown nosers will do anything to gain the approval of their person of choice. These people can also be described as losers because they can’t work for what they want, instead they play dirty and butter-up the boss/teacher/peer into getting what they want. Another word for this person is a shoe shiner or a rough translation of brown noser in Spanish is, an eye licker.

"Whoa, didya see jimmy washing the principal's car?? He's such a brown noser..."

by Chacha June 18, 2004

Brown Boy

An ethnic male used to do menial tasks that generally involves labor.

We gotta get a shit load of trenches dug today, let's go down to the corner and pick up a couple Brown Boys.

by Ball333 November 21, 2013

Brown Necktie

You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags.

"I gave that random trick a brown nectie last night."

by Long Island August 15, 2004