Boxing

Greatest sport of all time, involves great mental and physical strength. The sweet science.

Where you off to son? Boxing bitch!

by phattest of the phat April 26, 2005

boning

The process of launching a tree into outer space.

Boning.

Oh man did you see that tree man!
Fuck yeah boning!

by Reirin June 18, 2011

Polish Boxing

V. Covering your face with your left hand and putting your right hand through the triangle created by your left arm, engaging another (similarly handicapped) person in hand to hand combat with your right fist.

We shall settle this dispute through Polish Boxing!

by Bill Billingsly March 2, 2008

ga boing ga

noun, large fatty deposits of tissue of note on the female homosapien located on the chest. usage is particular to the middle school (9-13 years of age) and the developmentally delayed (frat boys, nu-metal fans, car enthusiasts, etc.) see also breasts

check out the ga boing ga's on that one!

by g. vaults February 22, 2005

Boingus

When someone glues a dildo to a trampoline, and then proceeds to insert the dildo into their orifices.

Person 1: Hey, want to do a boingus?
Person 2: Fuck yeah.

by Doincrack123 September 29, 2018

Box Boxing

A disastrous event that generally occurs during sex between an inexperienced and/or pornography driven male and a poor, unsuspecting female. When the participants are gearing up to do the "deed", the male deems it necessary to take his erect penis, and proceed to SLAP the females vagina in an ill-thought attempt to arouse her.

Consequences of this action are generally yelling, cringing, and prompt cease of sexual activity. Extreme cases will lead to injury, breakups, or imprisonment.

"We were messing around, making out, and getting ready to do it, and all the sudden he started BOX BOXING me! It hurt! I was completely not in the mood after that!"

by Emort June 18, 2008

pizza boxing it

This is an action that occur when there is weak wifi (generally stolen from the neighbors) and the only way to get a connection is to stand up and hold your laptop in the air kind of like how the pizza delivery man holds up his pizzas when you open the door for him.

Person 1: Dude, what the hell are you doing?

Person 2: Im pizza boxing it, next doors signal is weak!

by mmgoody February 1, 2010