by The Spike February 22, 2007
What Albert Muldoon left to his family and friends in his will after he died. He gave very many to his sister and her husband
reader-" to my alcoholic brother I leave three crates of my finest whisky"
brother-"really?"
reader-"and a boot to the head -boots- and one more for jenny and the wimp - boots- -boots-"
brother-"really?"
reader-"and a boot to the head -boots- and one more for jenny and the wimp - boots- -boots-"
by Jordiotto1 December 13, 2009
A term used for overly large vaginas. Refering to the popular wet weather rubber footwear, Wellington Boots. If a certain level of skankiness is suspected custard can be added to the mix.
by Scott Ramsay December 12, 2005
when a long haired animal walks through shallow water and their wet fur clings to their lower legs, while the rest remains poofy, like classic reichswehr.
by vanishingscentmusclerub July 12, 2008
A wet winter hazard when one's footwear is soaked from stepping in a fruddle or slushy frozen puddle. In addition to thawing snow, juicy boots may contain discarded cigarette butts, decomposing fast food wrappers, ice-removing salt, and black exhaust ice crystals.
I was stumbling to the Sevie and stepped in a fruddle, now my juicy boots are filled to the lid like a cherry-cola Slurpee.
by Steady Edwards January 12, 2009
A practical joke played on an unsuspecting roommate executed by whacking off in a clean pair of their socks, replacing them in the drawer, and then waiting for the victim to place the "sticky boots" on their feet.
Roommate 1: What's up dude!
Roommate 2: Nothing ass clown; I'll have you know that you ruined a perfectly good pair of socks by giving me sticky boots!
Roommate 1: You're welcome!
Roommate 2: Nothing ass clown; I'll have you know that you ruined a perfectly good pair of socks by giving me sticky boots!
Roommate 1: You're welcome!
by the purple giraffe June 23, 2010