fag boots

Shoes that make you look gay, possibly because you are. Similar to fag rags

Example:

Check out the fag boots on that guy!

by The Spike February 22, 2007

Welly boot

A term used for overly large vaginas. Refering to the popular wet weather rubber footwear, Wellington Boots. If a certain level of skankiness is suspected custard can be added to the mix.

Her cunt is like a Welly Boot or Her cunt is like a Welly Boot full of custard.

by Scott Ramsay December 14, 2005

boot to the head

What Albert Muldoon left to his family and friends in his will after he died. He gave very many to his sister and her husband

reader-" to my alcoholic brother I leave three crates of my finest whisky"

brother-"really?"

reader-"and a boot to the head -boots- and one more for jenny and the wimp - boots- -boots-"

by Jordiotto1 December 12, 2009

knocking boots

doing the nasty

by jlapplepie January 30, 2003

Juicy Boots

A wet winter hazard when one's footwear is soaked from stepping in a fruddle or slushy frozen puddle. In addition to thawing snow, juicy boots may contain discarded cigarette butts, decomposing fast food wrappers, ice-removing salt, and black exhaust ice crystals.

I was stumbling to the Sevie and stepped in a fruddle, now my juicy boots are filled to the lid like a cherry-cola Slurpee.

by Steady Edwards January 12, 2009

Sticky Boots

A practical joke played on an unsuspecting roommate executed by whacking off in a clean pair of their socks, replacing them in the drawer, and then waiting for the victim to place the "sticky boots" on their feet.

Roommate 1: What's up dude!

Roommate 2: Nothing ass clown; I'll have you know that you ruined a perfectly good pair of socks by giving me sticky boots!

Roommate 1: You're welcome!

by the purple giraffe June 25, 2010

hitler boots

when a long haired animal walks through shallow water and their wet fur clings to their lower legs, while the rest remains poofy, like classic reichswehr.

your dog just walked through a mud puddle, now he's got hitler boots

by vanishingscentmusclerub August 4, 2008