blonde moment

Something that doesn't actually exist. Something made up by dumb people of another hair color so they could blame their own stupidity on their "blonde" alter-ego or whatever.

Melissa: I set the vacuum cleaner on fire! I must have been having a blonde moment!
Me: No, you must just be stupid.

blonde moment by annaBanana3 June 29, 2005

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blonde

often stereotyped as stupid or sexy...but the word comes from the colour of someone's hair colour

Oi! check out that blonde las! *licks lips*

blonde by coops4life August 30, 2007

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blonde brain

F**king retarded, or not knowing something simple.

Guy 1: (whispering) Psst.. Hey man, whats' 6 plus 1?
Guy 2: (also whispering) It's seven, you blonde brain....
Guy 1: Bitch please.

blonde brain by GrapeRape69 May 29, 2014

Blondine

A girl that only cares about herself but LOVES a teacher named Mr Duffy ;) she is also in love with her friends.

omg blondine mr Duffy is coming!

Blondine by The Baddest Bitch (Ryan) May 8, 2019

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Dumb blonde

Has blonde hair , blue eyes,a tall and thin figure,and a bitchy personality.

Oh she’s a dumb blonde.

Dumb blonde by The devil herself 😈 November 6, 2019

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Cape Cod Blonde

- Generic, attractive, stepford-wife-esque blonde haired WASPy girl with no distinguishable personality traits or unique features. Refers often to her parents wealth as if her own. Usually easy to bed.

- Clone like blonde (attractive but not memorable) whose family might own a summer home in Cape Cod. Features include sun bleeched hair, leathery skin and perfect teeth. Attire consists of teevas, shorts and a fleece over a tank top.

Not to be confused with California Blondes but similar in their trophy wife status on the East Coast.

"Hey how was your date?"

"She was cute but a total Cape Cod Blonde."

"That sucks. At least she put out."

Cape Cod Blonde by Jimmy Timmy October 13, 2004

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Blondeheimers

A temporary moderate to severe memmory loss brought on by the presence of blonde hair

Oh that was a blondeheimers moment.

Blondeheimers by Julie Kaufmann January 3, 2006

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