Blindingly Obvious

An adjective describing something that is so plain to see that it is easily overlooked.

Note: Not to be confused with someone who's obviously blind

Foolish guy: "How the hell did you miss that? It was so obvious!"

Cool, wise guy: "Yes, blindingly obvious"

by Jonathan Englefield July 11, 2006

reverse Blind Side

From the Netflix series Blockbuster: When a person of color shows a white woman she could do so much more with her life.

“I’m gonna reverse Blind Side you. I'm gonna be the person of color who teaches the pretty white woman she can do more with her life.”

by jonwithnoh November 3, 2022

blindspot

An Anoying term used by numerous driving instructors at Mountain Driving School including Roy. Can be used with a quick knucle tap on the window (twice)

Approaching an intersection......
Roy:
Ok what do you do, I'm not going to say anything.
Student:

Look...
Roy:

Thats right, look look blindspot (knock, knock)
Student: Stfu Roy

by Hamilton55698 May 26, 2009

novelty blindness

When somebody erroneously states that something is the best or worst thing ever because they have only just encountered it and are too confused by thier unfamiliarity to it to realise its true quality.

Sam:"I got this CD yesterday, its the best album ever!"
Tom:"I think in a few days you'll realise you were just suffering from novelty blindness."

by Thomas Harman February 8, 2008

Love Blind

Making decisions that are known to be costly in one way or another due to being in "love".

A: "Dude, you two are toxic for eachother and you break-up every six months!"

B: "Yeah, but this time will be different. WE will be different"

A: "Oh geez, you are sooooo love blind."

by posergeek13 February 20, 2012

hotline bling

When your phone rings

"I know when that hotline bling!!That can only mean one thing.."

by chynabadd December 13, 2015

blinders

Absurdly large women's sunglasses that mask the face from proper evaluation. Most notably worn by women of substandard appearance. Unlike horse blinders, these do not block the vision of the wearer but that of the passerbyer. Synonyms: Slut Goggles.

Put those blinders back on you ugly cock monger.

by BDH, JDG, ERO, EA April 11, 2006