blind citing

The practice of citing to authorities that are either irrelevant or which do not support the proposition for which they are being cited. See also blind cite.
Instead of addressing the substance of my arguments, Jeff just continued blind citing me.
by Sassafrass Grove November 09, 2017
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Adjusting the blinds

Masturbating in front of window and being caught.
Weatherman Joe Luzira of KUSI in San Diego pleading guilty to lewd conduct on January 31, 2011. He was seen masturbating in front of a glass door. His lawyer stated his was ADJUSTING THE BLINDS.
by mpfs79 February 16, 2011
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meme blind

"That brando is meme blind"
"Brando thinks "poop" is funny"
by Joe_mcd September 28, 2017
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blind chef

A blind chef is a person who cooks delicious food, but never tastes it.
Person 1: Wow! How can someone cook so well without tasting their food?
Person 2: I guess they're a blind chef
by thegillaman September 20, 2014
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blind doggin it

The act of eating dinner after rehearsal, usually at Olde Blind Dog, where memories are made, and time in the kitchen is saved.
I completely forgot to cook today, so looks like I'm blind doggin it tonight!
by paulio3s October 23, 2023
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Weight blind

Not admitting when peaple are fat
All of our politicians are so Weight blind
by Max di September 29, 2021
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Blind Blame

Blind Blame (otherwise known as Blindfolded Blame) is when someone accuses something or someone else of something that is actually the fault of either the Blind Blamer's own short-comings, or a lack of understanding the other side's perspective/reasoning. The lack of both self-reflection and seeing other perspectives makes it a form of Miserablism, and is most done by students and some political activists.
Examples of Blind Blame include:

• Students (who dont pay attention or study any good) blaming teachers or the education system for their bad grades, without thinking about 1: if they maybe didnt study well, didnt pay attention or just never bothered asking questions, or 2: the reasons the teacher has for giving them that grade, and the reasons the education system has for working the way it does.

• Political activists (who are bad with money and lack good work ethics) blaming capitalism for why they're poor and calling for communism, despite not taking into account 1: their own financial decisions and how their resumé looks in current job market, or 2: why communism usually leads to even more poverty and how capitalism, while not perfect, has more opportunities for monetary success

Note: remember that these examples are not saying that blaming teachers or politicians is always Blind Blame. There's a reason I specified "who dont pay attention" and "who lack good work ethics" in these subjects. Its just those subjects with these traits that I am reffering to
by NickPikk May 07, 2023
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