White beaner

When you're white asf but you're parents are Mexican

Valeria is a white beaner. I didn't know she was Mexican.

by Kingval October 12, 2016

buckwheat beaver

"Buckwheat" is the wild haired character who played in "our gang" a 1930-1940 tv show.

"Beaver" is a slang word for a woman's vagina.

When the two are combined you can automatically get the mental image of a crazy haired vaginal area.

Wow trim that automatically comes to mind.

Billy: Did you go downtown last night?
Jim: Yah, but not worth braggin' man that shit was a buckwheat beaver, bro!
Billy: Are you serious?
Jim: Yeah, I'm still pullin pube's out of my teeth!

by Anthony Kranz December 1, 2007

beanervention

When your family confronts you about associating with Mexicans too much.

White Girl: "Last night my parents totally had a beanervention with me. They think I'm going to marry a Mexican."
Friend: "So does that mean you can't go to the swap meet on Sunday?"

by Emma Craig January 11, 2009

i've got a beaver

when someone has a fever for a lady's beaver.

Guy: "Man, I haven't been laid in weeks!"
Girl: "Oh yeah, you got yourself a fever for the gine?"
Guy: "Yes, I've got a beaver!"

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

beaver weaver

A man who avoids 'beaver'. Bats for the other side. A gay man.

You've got no chance with him love, he's a beaver weaver.

OMG that beaver weaver wants your cock.

by huzinator May 19, 2010

beaver moon

when a female bends over to show you her vagina and you get a good view of both her ass and her vagina.

That porn star gave us a great beaver moon pose right before the guy railed her from behind.

by mattyhummz May 18, 2011

LL Beaner

A person who's entire wardrobe is purchased via a certain mail order catalog. Often stuffy in nature, has been known to dress the whole family in roll-neck sweaters. Can often be overheard bragging about one's accomplishments at work. See also dullard.

Norris is such a cocky LL Beaner. Are those the new bean pleated khakis? So fresh!

by the jno slayer November 18, 2004