Beat your ass 

To beat somebody up

Timmons beat your ass up

Beat your ass by DickheadSickness March 27, 2017

beat down 

v. (1) to verbally berate into submission (publicly) (2) to physically rough up or convincingly administer authority over another person or thing (3) the exercise of legitimate authority, rules, or known customs which leaves a person or persons in a poor position and often disappointed.
n. the act of beating down (2) a disappointing and unexpected result to an attempted action

Verb: Mr. Smith beat down that dude who came up on his porch asking for money.

Noun: (1) I had to throw a beat down on that punk ass. (2) That was a beat down.

beat down by Tom Ward January 3, 2003

beat off 

1. to defend ones self against an attack
2. to wank somebody off

dave: if two blokes attacked you would you beat them off?
janet: yes i would beat them both off

beat off by adam h March 1, 2005

beat up jill 

To masturbate. Comes from beat it up, which means to have sex, and jill, which means your hand.

Gina: "Damn I'm a total badass. I've never lost a fight."
Kim: "Bullshit. When the last time you kicked someone's ass."
Gina: "Well I beat up jill just yesterday behind the gym after math class."
Kim: "Whoa, too much information."

beat up jill by Nick D January 31, 2004

beat the dead horse 

An instance in which the "beater" of the horse will continue to try and make amusing comments until either
A.) Somebody makes a "pity laugh" (this is usually the person who originally told the joke) or:
B.) Everyone leaves.

This is a common occurrence when a moderately funny person loses their game, and is convinced that they are not off of their game.

The perfect example of beat the dead horse.

MD: "Yo wassup homeslice! I was just chillin like a felon up in hurr."
OM: "Oh, awesome."
MD: "Word it was so tite and of the hizzle son! Shit!"
AS: "umm cool"
MD: "Damn staraight Gangsta. I'z with all ma peeps."
JK: "thats great..."
MD: "You know what else is great? My dick!" (MD laughs at his own joke, hoping others will too.)
WH: "shut the hell up mark youre not funny"
JB: "Whack! Whack! Whack! Neeeiiigh!!"
MD: "Peace out haters"

beat the dead horse by Will Hinshaw, Joe Kovach March 22, 2008

Beat The Breaks Off Your Ass 

1. To beat the shit out of someone.

2. To fuck the shit out of someone.

1. Keep talking that shit homie and I'll beat the breaks off your ass.

2. Girl, lets go back to my crib, so I can get beat the breaks off your ass.

Beat The Breaks Off Your Ass by drew251 February 21, 2009

Beat Biter 

A beat biter is a person who copy your phrases or anything like that. Okay a beat biter is some one who takes the shit that you have created or that you have begun to use, whether it be phrases or favorite food or whatever.

Nick: Oh WOW
Amanda: Oh WOW you are a damn beat biter shit taking my shit I have been using wow since forever.
Nick: I ain't beat biting woman that's just my new phrase
Amanda: Yeah your new phrase that you got from ME!

Beat Biter by Faith A March 20, 2006