dirty berferd

A dirty berferd is what is left behind when a skank with a cheesy, bloody, yeast infected twat sits on your face and leaves a chunky red slime trail.

That girl is such a whore - she loves to give out a dirty berferd every night.

by lisa and lyv May 17, 2008

Mexican Bartering

A drug deal, typically for marijuana.

Mexan1: Hey Jose! You going to do some "Mexican Bartering"?
Jose: I'm only getting us a ten-sack.

by ISEEYOASSWHITEBOY! December 5, 2011

Kelsey Barrera

Kelsey Barrera is a nothing thing to call a person who messes with alot of guys. Kelsey Barrera is another name to call people who are whores and sluts. People who suck dick and send nasty pictures of them selfs to nasty people one who is a harlot.

Guy 1 - Dude your ex is like Kelsey Barrera
Guy 2 - I know man she slept with so many guys.
Guy 1 - Did u know if she had aids or stds?
Guy 2 - Nah man thats why i didnt doing anything with her i didnt mess with her. Im glad i didnt.

by Amy lee33 July 16, 2011

brenden barker

A mother fucker that shlobs on knobs with no regrets. Extreamley proud of his feminim faggot ass nature. Bends over for amputee nigger midgets and likes to get ass fucked by garrafs.

Brenden Barker is a Brenden barker.

by Wasabisnapeas May 24, 2016

BarberySheister

Having a barbery of a time. Behaviour considered ape-like.

Brett, you are a BarberySheister. Get out of that tree!

by stv October 23, 2003

barfurcate

The production of useless, socially prominant offspring by the female line of corrupt establishment figures.

Arnie and Maria's children have not, yet, established the wayward adult track record to confirm true barfurcation.

by planetsean May 26, 2004

Barber Blumpkin

A blumpkin is where you receive oral sex while taking a shit. A BARBER blumpkin is where you, after receiving a blumpkin, rip some hair off of the girl(and or guy)and wipe with it.

Man, lucky I got that Barber Blumpkin, there was no toilet paper.

by Sly Fucker March 17, 2009